Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[nungate]

Exactly Daisynonna

[ladyalex]

OK, ready or not, here's the draw.

The winning number this week is


blue

[Lie-in King]

If I may, Miss Daisy? We have this very evening conducted a tricky scientific experiment & in fact determined that the croc is as carnivorous as they come.

[nungate]

Perhaps for safety's sake a muzzle?

[ladyalex]

And the winning colours are:

75
32
19
5
59
23
4

Hurrah! I've won the hand cream and the nail brush...and the Alice band. lordalex is in for a treat tonight!

[Lie-in King]

Many congratulations, m'lady - it is good to see that your luck is holding.

Superglued in place, in fact.

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em if you didn't win a prize, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

I get the Steradent, good for shining up the taps.

[ladyalex]

Well done, Mamya...our luck seems to be holding up....pity about ...never mind....

[DaisyNonna]

How do they come? Are they imported or bred here? Are there no border checks any more? Has anybody attempted to ascertain if the croc understands the language or benefit entitlements?

[ladyalex]

If you want to muzzle the croc, nungate, be my guest...similarly, feel free to interview him and advise him about his immigration status, Daisy
Knock yourselves out.

[Mamyalynne]

I am picturing a nice new handbag and matching shoes.

[Lie-in King]

Alas, I am led to believe that the croc has a pet cat

[ladyalex]

You are making that up, Maj

[nungate]

I shall bring my "equipment" for next week's meeting. Are you up for it Daisynonna? - Mama you shall have your shoes and handbag - my daughter works in a shoe shop I'm sure she'll have something that will suit, as we only plan to muzzle the croc and check his immigration status of course

[DTCwordfan]

maybe its a second croc in disguise, - a Siamese.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh how exciting, my tartan slippers are somewhat jaded.

[Lie-in King]

I fear not, m'lady. Seems he got the idea from a conference he recently attended.

[ladyalex]

Have the pompoms come off Mamya ?
Don't you just hate it when that happens ?

[nungate]

Or maybe the cat has a pet croc.....

[TonyV]

good evening everyone - sorry for late arrival - had to fix Jennies car