Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[DTCwordfan]

or is it a push-me-pull-me, I am thinking of? That Vet Doospittle is rather confusing....

[Lie-in King]

Another flagon, m'lady?

[nungate]

The pompoms are not in his ears, they are on the outside he shouldn't have any trouble hearing you call...............................ah! the clatter of hooves,
give him plenty of room now I don't want anyone trampled, hoof mark stains are sooooo hard to get out..

[DaisyNonna]

So sorry everyone.Just trying to pull myself together and stop sobbing after hearing the choir of soldiers' wives at the Festival of Remembrance.

[ladyalex]

Thank you , another flagon would be just the job.

Has Carlito returned safe and sound ?

[Mamyalynne]

Don't be sorry Daisy, do sit quiet and settle yourself now.

[nungate]

Yes it is one of those DT. Carlito has returned to his mummy I can get home safely this evening. My I pop him in the stables milady? I'm afraid he's spitting - that croc went for him just because he's better at mah jong, some animals don't know how to lose gracefully

[ladyalex]

My stables are at your disposal, nungate.
We are actually short of a stable girl...do you have any interest in the position ?
Usual terms and condition.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou Mamya. My son turned down a place at Sandhurst, selfishly I was peased, but he has army contacts. One being his Best Man.

[Mamyalynne]

That is Crocs for you - yes stables for Carlito and a bucket of mash.

[DTCwordfan]

Dont let him play snakes and ladders, the python is a very sore loser.

"Burp"

[ladyalex]

I cannot keep up with the menagerie...have we acquired a python now too?
Or has DT brought his own ?

[DTCwordfan]

Or was it the Lumbricus Terrestris in the Veg Garden I saw?

[DaisyNonna]

Talking of animals, my broomstick gets very lonely when I am away. Anyone know of a kitten who needs a home?

[nungate]

And a bucket of Vikings for me please. Thanks for the use of the stables Milady, though I do not think I have the temperament to be a stable girl - I'm flattered you think I look young enough to be a girl! All that face cream must be working or it could be the viking vimtos

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they're covered in llama spit, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

I'll have a large one, Maj.

Are we ready for the raffle draw ?

(Has anyone seen alexanderd this week ?)

[DTCwordfan]

Now dare we even mention that butcher woman......

[DaisyNonna]

That croc is not exactly trustworthy. No real vegetarian adds worcestershire sauce to food.

[ladyalex]

I think we can all rest assured that the butcher-woman will not be winning any raffles tonight.

Are we ready ?