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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open.
Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.
Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.
The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.
So far for the raffle we have:
2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape
Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.
Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.
The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.
So far for the raffle we have:
2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape
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Good evening Milady and all guests, I hope all are well and appreciate the refurbishments and the heavy clean up following them by all loyal staff.
Once more the table is bedecked with wholesome fare, from Venison burgers to racks of minted lamb - all drinks are laid out too ,
This week's tailcock is the Scintilla* , a lively and invigorating brew.
For the Rofl :
3 small terracotta plant pots
1lb Chocolate soil
Bunch of Mint
Half a packet of popping candy
and a Heston Bloomingheck recipe book.
Once more the table is bedecked with wholesome fare, from Venison burgers to racks of minted lamb - all drinks are laid out too ,
This week's tailcock is the Scintilla* , a lively and invigorating brew.
For the Rofl :
3 small terracotta plant pots
1lb Chocolate soil
Bunch of Mint
Half a packet of popping candy
and a Heston Bloomingheck recipe book.
Good evening m'lady, matron - for the rofl I can offer -
A pair of sweat-stained overalls
A transistor radio (stuck on Radio One, alas)
Seven black socks
I shall begin serving matron's delicious concoction & hiding coats as required.
(I have a new hiding place, thanks to the very accommodating builders...)
A pair of sweat-stained overalls
A transistor radio (stuck on Radio One, alas)
Seven black socks
I shall begin serving matron's delicious concoction & hiding coats as required.
(I have a new hiding place, thanks to the very accommodating builders...)
Happy Julian New Year - wherever Julian is.
For the riffle:
1 half broken pencil
1 sharpener sans blade
I chewed biro
2 sheets of paper
1 Lord Sugar computer, five wires and fuses missing.
1 Power Station generator, copper wire missing
1 tome of off-colour ripped up DTC poems
1 link to the Apotheosis Book, free on http://www.theanswerb...estion1066858-41.html
in Kindle and PDF form.
For the riffle:
1 half broken pencil
1 sharpener sans blade
I chewed biro
2 sheets of paper
1 Lord Sugar computer, five wires and fuses missing.
1 Power Station generator, copper wire missing
1 tome of off-colour ripped up DTC poems
1 link to the Apotheosis Book, free on http://www.theanswerb...estion1066858-41.html
in Kindle and PDF form.
