Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.

Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.

The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.


So far for the raffle we have:


2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all guests, I hope all are well and appreciate the refurbishments and the heavy clean up following them by all loyal staff.

Once more the table is bedecked with wholesome fare, from Venison burgers to racks of minted lamb - all drinks are laid out too ,

This week's tailcock is the Scintilla* , a lively and invigorating brew.

For the Rofl :

3 small terracotta plant pots
1lb Chocolate soil
Bunch of Mint
Half a packet of popping candy
and a Heston Bloomingheck recipe book.

[ladyalex]

Good evening , Mamya. How lovely to see you again.
What a plethora of delights you have prepared for us..I hardly know where to start.
Perhaps a schooner of Scintilla* ?

Are you a fan of Heston of the blessed snail porridge ?

[Mamyalynne]

I was Milady but have reverted to the Hairy Bikers, here is your schooner.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, matron - for the rofl I can offer -

A pair of sweat-stained overalls
A transistor radio (stuck on Radio One, alas)
Seven black socks

I shall begin serving matron's delicious concoction & hiding coats as required.

(I have a new hiding place, thanks to the very accommodating builders...)

[DTCwordfan]

Happy Julian New Year - wherever Julian is.

For the riffle:

1 half broken pencil
1 sharpener sans blade
I chewed biro
2 sheets of paper
1 Lord Sugar computer, five wires and fuses missing.
1 Power Station generator, copper wire missing
1 tome of off-colour ripped up DTC poems

1 link to the Apotheosis Book, free on http://www.theanswerb...estion1066858-41.html
in Kindle and PDF form.

[old-wos-is-name]

I'd like to join in, but haven't the foggiest idea what you lot are talking about!

[ladyalex]

Good evening, your butlership.
Thank you so much for the raffles...Radio 1???...perhaps the radio belonged to a young friend ...

Trouble with the Hairy Bikers is that they look a bit, well, hairy...good food, but you'd have to check it for beardie-bits

[ladyalex]

Hello DT, how nice to see you again tooand with such largesse!

Old-wos-is-name you are mist welcome to stay and if you ever find otu what we are talking about I would deem it a great favour if you would tell us..

[DTCwordfan]

you'll get the hang in ten mins owhn......Velkom.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes the beardy bits, will stick to erm ,,,,

[Lie-in King]

Good evening DTc & old-wos - allow me to furnish you with Scintilla*s & to make use of my new nook by inserting your outerwear.

old-wos - fear not, no-one knows what they're talking about most of the time.

M'lady - I believe the radio belonged to the plasterer...

[Mamyalynne]

the popping candy shot my specs off

[boxtops]

Milady and mamya-ship, may I visit, after a long absence? I could do with some frivolity and a tailcock - I need some distractions!

I can bring a chicken, and some empty printer cartridges (suitable for recycling).

[ladyalex]

That explains it, LIK.
The Spread did s good job, though...cannot see many cracks now...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're scintillating, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Boxy, oh yes do , lovely prizes - is it a rubber chicken?

[ladyalex]

It is delightful to see you back, boxtops. You now you are always welcome here.
Keep the chicken restrained, though...new paint and scratchy chickens....

[Mamyalynne]

The plasterer was a bit of alright, he had stilts too.

[DTCwordfan]

the plasterer it must be said was always plast.....no the term is pizzed.

Apparently there is an unauthorised erection from the builders on the 2nd floor - does Miludhsip know anything about this?

[DTCwordfan]

The Croc enjoyed the plasterer's paint.....twas the Sipsmith gin that made it plalatable