Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome again to all our members old and older.
It is not quite so cold this week, but I am sure we will still all feel the benefit.
Hopefully our staff will not desert us as they did last week with excuses about 'half-term' and 'circumstances beyond my control'...you know who you are and we know what you were up to...lady butcher indeed.....I have it on good authority that that shop was open for business all last weekend and the butcher lady was serving her customers tripe as usual...

Tonight's raffle prizes so far are:

Two porky pies
Small pack of green face powder (covers blushes)
and two used bus tickets to Scarborough (it's so bracing)

[ladyalex]

I'm sure my luck will return, Alexanderd.

[Jumbo747]

Beautiful clear evening here in West Sussex - amazing sighting of the SS, and the moon, Venus and Jupiter! Wonderful

[nungate]

Evening all, Llama is parked in the stables as usual Milady. Did I hear something about a ticket to Offaly your feline highness? My Grandma came from there and I'm assured it is very nice, though I've never been, but I'd need a return ticket. I despise offal and may not purchase a ticket for this evening's rofl - just to be on the safe side.
May I have a pail of your delightfully sounding Jumping Jupiter please Mama?

[ladyalex]

Hello nungate. Lovely to see you again.

There certainly was talk of Offaly and Offal this evening....I'm sure Offaly is awfully nice...probably as nice as Offal is awful.
(Except liver and onions that is, as cooked by by gran, now long departed for a better place.)

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, a tailcock would be very welcome. I have hidden my own cloak and parked the broomstick beside the portcullis. Hope no one falls over it in the dark. There used to be a flambeau there.

[ladyalex]

I remember that flambeau, Daisy....it was a thing of beauty...much like ourselves...

[nungate]

An awful lot of offal in the club this evening............. not even Grandma's liver and onion could (good as it was) could induce me to try it! I did cook it sometimes many years ago for the pooch (without the onion) she seemed to enjoy it. Oh dear, I'll have to pop off for a short time, a bit of troble on the domestic front hopefully I shall return soon TTFN

[ladyalex]

Good luck, nungate. Hope to see you later.

[DaisyNonna]

I am sure we both try to bring a little light into the lives of those more unfortunate than ourselves.

[Mamyalynne]

Strange Offal is the theme, I have devilled kidneys planned for breakfast tomorrow.

[DTCwordfan]

Hello to all and I am in and out tonight...no, sorry, that is not what I meant.

Riffles and roffles esp with a Cornish Pastie theme

One half eaten Helston Pastie
One half eaten Mylor Pastie
One half eaten Bordeaux Pastie
One half eaten Warren's Pastie
Six scones with cream and jam (None of that Devonian butter crud as our clotted cream suffices), three eaten
One bottle of Rattler's cider.
One Dorset pastie as it isn't really a pastie - how the feckie can a pastie have minced meat in it? Not even the Devonians do that
One bullet ridden County border sign saying "Welcome to Devon" and "Don't come back" scribbled on it.

Poetry to order as I have to be here and there and everywhere ce soir...

[ladyalex]

Devilled kidneys....followed by Angel Cake, perhaps ?

or accompanied by devils on horseback

[DTCwordfan]

a nice devilled kidney, yummm, it will be a long night......

[petal54]

hi de hi,just a brief visit,the llama is bing chased by a skunk across the rope bridge,couldn't chase after as wearing stilletos

[ladyalex]

Hello , DT .Thank you for the prizes...hope I win one of your patsies.

We'll look forward to seeing you as and when you can drop by.

[ladyalex]

Hello, petal.
Are we certain that the skunk was running out the way, not in the way ?
Don't want any unpleasantness.

[Lie-in King]

Alas, I really am unable to be present very often, but for now -

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're Jumping, they're lovely!

[Jumbo747]

A skunk AND a rat tonight? Oh dear,

What's a patsie, your ladyship? ..............I knew one at school.

[ladyalex]

Thank you, LiK. I'll avail myself of a Jumping Jupiter while you are able to be here.

Has your PC died ? Or have you been rusticated like ttfn ?
(I presume Ena is still 'on the tag' )

[petal54]

none too sure re the the skunk,as am slightly drunk,oops,