Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all, a touch of spring in the air today - as the sun was setting and sparkling on the moat, it made me rediscover the wonderful tailcock that is the Scintilla.

Also gracing the table is a home made game pie, assorted cheeses and chutneys.Later I thought some hot dogs would be a nice change too.

For the Rofl

A pizza wheel
a dozen wine corks
a carrier bag of carrier bags
small packet of marbles

[Sir Alec]

I want the marbles, Mamya, since I lost mine years ago.

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Mamya.
What luxury...you have yet again surpassed yourself with this handsome array of comestibles.

A schooner of Scintilla would be very welcome, thank you .

[Mamyalynne]

Glad you approve of Will's polishing.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Sir Alec...you will have to buy raffle ticket , same as everyone else, I am afraid.
You are not in a minority here as regards lost marbles.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening SirA tickets available on the hall table.

[Sir Alec]

I have bought all the tickets so that no one else stands a chance........

[ladyalex]

Will is clearly an excellent polisher....but perhaps a little less vigour next time ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxyoud_c-E

[ladyalex]

oh, er, perhaps we have some more books ?

[Mamyalynne]

I shall find him tasks with more friction.

[Mamyalynne]

We do Milady, not to fret or decline please.

[Sir Alec]

Will is a very polished performer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MHtrM-jf9o&ob=av2e

[ladyalex]

Saved again, Mamya....a decline averted in the nick of time...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron. I am glad to report that normal service will be resumed this evening - like it or not.

For the rofl, I can offer -

A book - "101 Things To Do During A Power Cut"
A bottle of Malibu, circa 1993, a bit crusty round the top
2 foldaway chairs

I shall begin hiding coats and distributing tailcocks instantly.

[slinky.kate]

hiya folks,i brought a bouquet of flowers for mamya as i was visiting the cemetary today,a lovely selection of flowers,also for lady'A' a watering can,a bit rusty but usable(that was in the cemetary too,ssshhh')for lie in king,a compas so we can find our coats(found it on the ferry) its in great nick and a good size so he wont loose it,i would love a wee drink before i set off for home again,(i will leave a ((((((hug)))))) for ttfn)

[Mamyalynne]

Why Katy, thank you - I think.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, misses Sir A & kinky - your tailcocks, ladies...

[Sir Alec]

As you can see, I have arrived half naked (so, you can't hide my coat),as I heard you had a mice problem and I was hoping to scare them away for you.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you miss kinky, should my uncanny coat-finding abilities ever be found wanting, you will have saved the day.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady, mamya. So lovely to meet friends at the week's end.
For the ruffle I have:
A tray for making ice cubes
A piece of fire cracked flint
A brass monkey thermometer

Where there's a will there's a way. Perfect for corridors!

A scintilla? Is that a naughty sapling? Please anyway. Do not overheat the rottweillers on my behalf but I would appreciate a dachshund later in the evening. Do uou have mustardand onions or should I fly back and collect some? The broom has not yet cooled down.