Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?
Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.
So far we have:
A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)
A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)
Mi'Lady,
there was a discussion about the current legality of laudnum, and its merits vis-a-vis calpol and brandy in milk. Given the jack russell stood no chance in any event, we must repair anon.
Is that where Shergar went ......lordalex and I often wondered.
In fact on more than one occasion when we dined en vacance in La Belle France we did wonder whether we were...but I will not continue in case there are members present of a nervous disposition...
Your felineship, what about the trade descriptions act? I hate to be so dogged about my questioning, I am not being catty, just don't want to be a coward about such an important chat.