Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[ladyalex]

Oh, thank you Big Mac,,quite a different Eric I see.

He looks quite fetching in his leopard skin...

[Jumbo747]

My apologies m'lady and everyone, OH is falling asleep in chair so I will recklessly abandon you all and retire.
Thank you for an enjoyable evening, livestock and all.
The game pie was delicious......hope it doesn't keep me awake!
TTFN

[Lie-in King]

Good night miss Jumbo, your coat - have a safe journey home :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Leopards now!! Noooooooooooooo- Coooeee Alfie, come to Mummy.

[ladyalex]

It's only a Picture , Mamya. Do calm down. Nothing but hysteria tonight.

Good night Jumbo. Sleep well.

Are you all right now, Daisy ?

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry, specs were steamed up from making more hot dogs, phew safe again Alfie.

[nungate]

I don't think Daisy is quite well Milady. She's been upset by something, I think she needs a hug............

[Lie-in King]

There is NO dog in the new hot dogs.

There was NO dog in the old hot dogs either.

NO dogs have been used in the making of the hot dogs.

Not a single one.

[BigMac]

Maybe so, L-i-K, but to borrow from Hugh Dennis, these Korean meatballs really are the dog's b*ll*cks!

Another scintilla, if you please.

[Mamyalynne]

Shall I call them something else, is that what has caused the upset?

[ladyalex]

DOn't you start , LiK.

Daisy, you may have a hug if you promise to buck up.

LiK...give Daisy a hug please.

[Lie-in King]

Your flagon, sir...

"Start", m'lady?

Certainly, m'lady - excuse me, miss - (((((Daisy)))))

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before I drink 'em all, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

I may try a Scintilla now.

[DaisyNonna]

Feeling pun-ished. Pun my word I cannot help it! Not a pundit. ever been a punk, or even in a punt. Wouldn't that be lovely with the daffodils in bloom? Still looking for a pun-gent.

[ladyalex]

On about dogs again, LiK. You know that was what set Daisy off in he first place.
What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen...until Mamya brings it out for us to enjoy.


Daisy , Daisy....are you all right now, or do I have to deploy the butler again ?

[nungate]

Call them Vienna Sausages Mama, I'm sure I've heard them called that somewhere...........

[Lie-in King]

Your flagon, Matron

[Mamyalynne]

Thank you Maj - Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Mamyalynne]

That may upset the Venusuians Nungate.

[slinky.kate]

crikey,i fell asleep in that cupboard,going home now to warm up.g'night all