Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Greetings one and all.

I do hope everyone can make it here tonight. We have been shrouded in haar all day and it appears to be getting thicker. In fact I can barely see an arm in front of my face.

Lordalex and I have company tonight, so I will only be able to open up, then hopefully pop in later. So, keep the noise down, please.


I have had no word of a speaker for tonight, but perhaps other Committee members have better information.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far are

1 size 12 crotchet hook

4 pairs of grey ankle socks

half a tub of multivitamins with iron

See you all later
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all, what a super day and accordingly lots of springlike treats on offer - Lamb Koftas with raita, Chilli chicken drumsticks, Game pie and assorted salads.

Tonight's Tailcock is the Scorchio!

For the Rofl

Windchimes in shape of Blackpool Tower
3 metres of clothes line.
A dibber
Lime green beaded car seat cover.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening.
For the riffle I would like to donate:

A signed photo of Mark Curry, circa 1985
An empty Ferrero Rocher box
A box of bright blue catering elastoplasts
A peacock feather

[flump1]

Good evening ladyalex and mamya , I am hoping you are both well ? I will help myself to a Scorchio whilst unloading the riffle prizes.
I have 1 metal coat hanger,
a fish kettle ( the fish still don't know how to use it )
and a mop bucket .

[albaqwerty]

good evening milady, matron Mrs O and others.

For the riffle I have a

half packet of tissues (unused)
a giant gobstopper, half sooked down to the purply-white shade.

[flump1]

Hi there Mrs O hope you are well ? x

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron.

For the rofl, I can offer -

4 cans of Guinness (if you can get to them before me)
4 empty Guinness cans (nyah-nyah)
Tray of assorted Xmas nuts (you will be crackers)

I shall of course begin hiding assorted garments & distributing tailcocks as required.

Ahem - ^ "you will NEED crackers"...

[ravenmiss]

Sneaks in...may not be over 50 but I'm certainly mad.

For le rofl I offer:

1 slightly used ear plug
A sparkly blue pom pom (1 googly eye hanging on)
1 suspicious looking leaf

:)

[flump1]

Hi alba, hope somebody drops by in a bit to refresh our tailcocks

[petal54]

oh what a beautiful day!
I have started but out of date pot of putty,a half eaten spnge cake & an easter bunny.
a double Scorchio sounds good,may cure my bunged up nose

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear, it would appear that several guests have crept in...

Coats for tailcocks, coats for tailcocks!

[petal54]

one never creeps any place your lionness!

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to the misses (or mrs) overall; flump; alba; raven...er...miss (sigh..) & petal...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're scorchy, they're lovely!

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<waves at flump>>>>>>

I am well thanks, hope you are too xx

Where is the in-house poet? (DT)

[Mamyalynne]

What a sudden influx, sorry Milady is detained (makes a change from being declined) welcome all old and new - and suspiciously familiar.

[flump1]

Lik how lovely to see you , my poncho at present is draped.......somewhere...I think it was near the sideboard. These Scorchios are blooming nice....hic...

[Lie-in King]

Miss flump, be assured that your poncho is now ensconced securely along with all the outer garments of the other guests in the secret coat cranny...

[DTCwordfan]

I am showing Mrs O. Just switching on the Britain's Got No Talent Review on another AB channel.

I guess to Lady A, we all go "Haa Haa Haa" to her fog.

Proizes for the snaffle from here:

1 burnt out practice Olympic torch engraved "Lands End"
1 Cornish Pastie display case (not being used)
1 Budget case
1 Petrol Pump (no nozzle as stolen)
1 one way ticket to the Silly Islands
1 broken Cornish whoar
I pair of St Piran panties, extra-reinforced gusset.

[petal54]

thought was having trouble with my chariot today,kept.2's,stalling,then noticed was using break peddle not the speed peddle,only taken me 30 years to realise this! doh

[albaqwerty]

evening flump and all others xx

Kingy I came coatless this evening, sorry me dear x

[Lie-in King]

Interesting, miss alba - what was the garment that you handed to me?..