Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

All members old and old are welcomed once again to the Club.


lordalex and I are stepping out tonight on an unexpected gallivant so I will be opening up then dashing off. I hope to be able to look in later .

I'm sure I leave you all in very capable hands...or paws.

[humbersloop]

Evening all,

a flyer, and so delighted to see Matron's splendid repast again.
For the riffle we bring

the vapour of rum (natch, we've had the real stuff) for those wib cowbs
a modicum of irritation/aka yet more linseed putty
a critter desperate for a game of hold'em

[flump1]

Botherations I forgot to buy waffle tickets , I shall have some stew while I tick myself off.

[sunny-dave]

Good evening kind gentleforks - I have been delayed by dogwalking duties (the ostler having naffed orf with the lads from the tavern, to go clubbin' I believe).

A pint of embrocation and a rub down with a warm wench should see me right again.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - I fear that your donations will have to be "rolled-over", but please accept a flagon of Glistersx.

The croc & his cat are currently rehearsing their St George's Day piece, where the cat rides an alpaca at the croc - it is not going well, as they have no alpaca, only an old office chair on wheels...

[gness]

You can have my prize Flump, unless it`s the putty.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sir - I'm afraid I can only offer you a flagon of tailcock - for embrocation & warm wenches, you should apply to Matron, though I fear there is a long waiting list...

I am off to the television lounge for a while, so shall leave the trough filled for flagon-dipping...

[slinky.kate]

i thought the roflet got done at 10.30.i brought the daily record,daily star(minus the crosswords)and a sprig of heather.can i have a sausage roll and a cup of earl grey please

[nungate]

I shall bring the alpaca for rehearsals next week your Majesty. He was learning his lines when I left. I came by coach this evening as saddling up the alpaca (or the llama) would have been bad for my "disposition" given my "injured" status

[flump1]

gness thank you , that is most gracious. I insist you share these after dinner mints. I found them stuffed down the back of the old leather settee, next to the sideboard over there <<<<<<<<<<<< bit squished but eat-able.

[gness]

Good evening Sunny-dave. The tailcocks and roaring fire here have made me warm but alas I am no longer a wench so may I suggest you mingle and I will have just one more refill.

[DTCwordfan]

I am going to retire, toddy, boddy and anything else ending in "ddy"

Goodnight all and enjoy the Castle week.

[DaisyNonna]

noddy

[flump1]

DT good night , take care x

[nungate]

doddy? I like this game.......

[gness]

Thank you most kindly Flump. We can enjoy them as we watch S-D as he searches for a wench. I shall have just one more refill.

[sunny-dave]

Pardon my rudeness - I competely forgot to introduce my contribution to the buffit.

I have a tin of Uncle Joe's mint balls (he no longer has much use for them) and some Swizzels Love Hearts which are a little sticky but still legible if not entirely edible.

I will now dip my trunk in the tailcock trough and mingle ...

[flump1]

There may be a wench in a box underneath the west wing staircase. Along with two pairs of pliers and a screwdriver.

[gness]

Goodnight DT. Our donkey in Ireland was Neddy.

[sunny-dave]

Ah yes I remember the very wench - I think I had her on the front bumper of the Land Rover for a while ...

[lardhelmet]

shoddy?