Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.


What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)


For tonight's raffle , so far I have:

A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )

[nungate]

You will understand us better Chapta if, upon entering you leave your marbles in a glass jar by the moat (it'll be fine the croc will keep an eye on them)

[flump1]

Hi ningate, that croc sure is busy tonight , the last time I saw him he was playing poker with his cat.

[DTCwordfan]

Chapta, a weekly fest on insanity, tailcocks, wiffles, riffles, raffles, snaffles, butlers who don't show because of something called footie, friviolity, gaiety and now formation drowning.....and not forgetting Mamya's splendiferous buffet and the croc, the Llama, etc etc

[nungate]

Hi, Flump, the croc had better take care, I know that cat, he cheats! (well my llama says he does - lost all his pompoms in a game of mah jong!)
Topo is looking well.

[slinky.kate]

hello there,just handing in some waffle stuff
tin carnation milk
flump 1's poncho(i found it over the bannister
egg timer

[nungate]

He shoots! He Scores! Messi 70 goals in one season - Another record. Time for another toast! ......................hic!

[maggiebee]

Good evening M'lady and friends. My, what a spread - hot pot and beetroot - you spoil us mamya. A schooner of that delicious looking tailcock if I may, lets hope Ramires Raa lives up to its name, sounds so exotic and I feel like being wafted to some desert isle this evening.
May I offer for the rofl:
Packet of tissues (cold now gone)
6 hearing aid batteries
Small jar pickled eggs
2 watches (courtesy of McDonalds Happy Meals)
1 insole (size 10)

Must circulate!

[chaptazbru]

O my goodness, what are you all on (ha ha). Sorry I can't stay - not old enough (or mad enough)!! Carry on having fun you lovely lot xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Welcome all........do tuck in......


Ramires Raa, Ramires Raa come and get em while they are erm well Raaing, they're lovely. (said in a deep roar like voice)

[flump1]

Oh I must retrieve my poncho, I was sure it was tucked into a cranny somewhere. While I am about it I shall fetch another flagon of tailcock to go with my nibbles.

[Mamyalynne]

Flump here is your poncho released from the cranny - take care now.

[nungate]

Another toast! Messi, hat trick, only his 30th of this season - sorry have got to share with someone!!

[nungate]

He's only gone and done it again - pass the gin!

[Mamyalynne]

I will drink to that

[DTCwordfan]

Break open the Sipsmith......

[DaisyNonna]

Sometimes I worry about that croc. Not tonight though, just worried that my broom never stops talking about the cat. Do all witches have to have a cat? (Trembles).

[nungate]

Sorry, no sipsmith (haven't been to Waitrose yet DT) only Bombay Sapphire and Tanqueray............
It's Pep's last game at the Camp Nou - next match is away at Granada, then the Copa del Rey Final in Madrid on the 25th - happy to be winning, sad he's going

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all. For the raffle I donate:
A Scrabble set with all the vowels missing (ideal if you are Welsh)
A dictionary with all rude words highlighted (kids!)
A sack of potatoes, slightly sprouting
A 1998 Teletubbies annual

[DTCwordfan]

I am not surprised that you are trembling, Daisy, with Do all witches have to have a cat? And Lady A and her Lie-In-King?????????????????

[nungate]

Don't you like cats Daisy? I live with four, you can share one if you'd like,
Henry maybe, small and ginger with white paws and a lovely wee round face and green(ish) eyes. Lou's way too shy, Molly can be "difficult" (see pic left) and Max is just like his namesake - Mad! Not too sure how they'd cope riding on a broom though