Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[DTCwordfan]

female to male.....longjohns, knics, panties or boxers, who knows?

[ladyalex]

I have made a note of Incitement, owd.
Does he go on the flat or over the sticks ?

[petal54]

ok,will keep the wet suit on for tomorrow

[tenrec]

Now, I'm getting really worried. I have just changed into a wonderful dress for the evening. I've found the cloakroom too. I've been told not to sign anything so I think a probationary period would be the way forward.
DT - what is a ftm?

[ladyalex]

Oh...learn something new every day, as they say.
By the way I would have spelled them knicKs...but that's just me.

[ladyalex]

I have your signature already, tenrec.

You do look stunning, by the way.

[albaqwerty]

wetsuit?? wot did I miss??

DT I dunno where you get them from, but they are blooming clever x

[ladyalex]

Please don't sleep in your wetsuit, petal..it will chafe.

[ladyalex]

I think DT gets them all out of his own head, alba.

And there's enough left for a dumpling tomorrow...boom boom

[petal54]

forgot to dust myself down,so am stuck half in half out,not a pretty sight!

[flump1]

I do so hope to win the scissor blade, I have one already and they might match. Oh to have a pair....I am excited at the prospect. Now is that butler busy ? I fell over on my way back with the last flagon of tailcock and flipped over three times before catching my breath and stopped upright. Bruised I might add, all the cracks and crannies in this floor needs sorting, I did however keep every last drop of tailcock which was a feat indeed.

[tenrec]

DT - I have worn all of those, except for the boxers, not all at the same time though. Your poems are wnderful.

[Jumbo747]

Good evening milady, one and all. Apologies for absence lately - still looking after 'the aged one' at weekends but have borrowed a laptop tonight.

For the Jubilant Rafl:
a small portion of rice pudding (with jam)
a Union Jack hat
several empty snail shells (courtesy of the thrushes)

[owdhamer]

He runs on the flat at the moment,mi lady but will jump a fence at sometime, he finished a good third lto.

[DTCwordfan]

sometimes my own, sometimes tweaked, alba; this one was Rudyard's offering to Queen Vic's six-o and duly "upended"

[flump1]

Blimey Petal sounds like you have had an eventful entry too

[DTCwordfan]

to the point that Mr Kipling wouldn't recognise his own cakes.......

[tenrec]

Busy, I'm doing my best. Fur coats on the left, blazers on the right, shawls & neglegees on the middle pegs please.

[albaqwerty]

I prefer half out and half in (but then again I could be an optimisty personage)

:-)

[tenrec]

Being butleress for the night (not butlerless), can I still have a tailcock or two?