Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[DTCwordfan]

there's a water-butt of juby tailcock out the back, ten, - just put it on the rack above gness, tap dripping, and she will be as happy as a cami in a lingerie set.

[albaqwerty]

eek sorry, that used to be my job, washing of dishes etc. When I returned there was/were such a load to do.

[tenrec]

nungate - I had no idea how hard Lie in King had to work. He certainly deserves an evening off. I have a 40 minute run to do in the morning. I just hope I will be up to it after running up and down those stairs. Some of the coats won't stay on the pegs, there's hardly any space for the hats and where the wellies are supposed go, I really don't know. But I'm not one to complain ...

[gness]

Checked under settle Alba. Thank you. Three pints and my Fondant Fancy.:-)
I shall stay here for a while and renew the friendship.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening flump.I am sure that your shawl and my cloak have much to discuss, even if is just our sartorial disasters.

[tenrec]

DT - the waterbutt is far too heavy for me - I'm totally exhausted. Do I get a Christmas bonus for this work?

[DTCwordfan]

throw the wellies in the moat, ten, the croc likes to use them as condoms.

Don't give him any Viagra......

[tenrec]

Daisy do you need a fill up?

[DTCwordfan]

probably. see contract.

[tenrec]

DT, please, I didn't bring any Viagra. Nobody told me to ...

[tenrec]

DT - is there more than one crocodile?

[DTCwordfan]

good, zac will have some, if he checks in....

[flump1]

Oh tenrec ...that pinny is most becoming...over a mankini ,,,,phew !

[DTCwordfan]

Nobody knows but the croc. Hard to grab that floating handbag.

[gness]

Just roll the water butt under here Tenrec. I will be content and you will have less washing up.

[tenrec]

Thanks gness, I think there is enough to see you through till midnight. Just pull the bell rope when you are ready for some more.

[DaisyNonna]

Not everyone has the luxury of a cream puff. Think yourself lucky.

[petal54]

will have to depart,remaining braicell on the blink,please leave key in usual place for me in t'morning.have a devlish W/E

[tenrec]

flump - you are the only one that has noticed my pinny. It has a plastic coating on it that has repellent properties. I'm hoping it will repel the croc when I have to cross the moat later on.

[DTCwordfan]

Last cream puff I saw was in San Francisco, or was it Brighton?