Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[DaisyNonna]

If Sparkle is in the cloakroom I know whom to blame. Eric can be such a naughty broom and loves picking up hitch hikers. He will be restrcted to yard duty for thr rest of the weekend. Here Sparkle, come to Granny Grimbo, she has a treat for you.

[DTCwordfan]

it is raining cats and pisses down here at the moment......

[nungate]

Tired and emotional gness, simply tired and emotional
No one is ever inebriated on AB .............................(tongue firmly in cheek)

[gness]

Rair Stods here DT.

Thank goodness Nun. I can spell tried and emowshunal.

[DaisyNonna]

DT am I supposed to be insulted? Or are you just being insulting? Go take your nasty suspicious mind elsewhere. You make me feel sick.

[gness]

Oh dear.

[DTCwordfan]

by what Daisy, no mal-intent meant(at all).....????? not sure what you mean even

[tenrec]

Daisy, please, I have enjoyed tonight so much, Please don't be upset. I'm sure DT meant nothing by what he said.

[nungate]

Oh dear, I hope I haven't started something by telling you what that book was Daisy. I think DT only mentioned the title because as I said it's been downloaded a lot onto kindles by women not wishing to buy the book and be seen reading it on the bus or train. I haven't read it myself as I read some reviews and I understand it isn't particularly well written, I only know about it because of an article in one of the Mail's Sunday magazines.
I hope no offence has been taken by either or you as none was intended

[DTCwordfan]

No and nothing was meant either and I am sorry if Daisy has for whatever reason taken offence - still beats me though why - it featured on a thread posted by a female this morning........

Anyway......where is Mamya as to the jubububilleee riffle......

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry to spoil your evening but I have no intention on of ignoring DT's implications. If he meant nothing why say anything?

[Mamyalynne]

Hello everyone, my you have all been busy. I have just managed to snaffle the laptop for a while.

Ihope all are entering into the jubiless sprit, I may have a bun if any left and a swift drink.

[tenrec]

Yes, mamy, one large tailcock coming up!

[ladyalex]

Hello again
Disappointingly low body count this week..a mere four plus 2 serious injuries.
Ho Hum.
Have I missed the raffle ? And did I hear that some people are trying to 'fix' the raffle ? Never heard the like in my life.

[DTCwordfan]

what are you talking about Daisy???

[ladyalex]

Large jubilees all round, I feel. The larger the better.

Usually sorts things out.

[gness]

Mamya. If the buns have all gone I can offer a cream puff circa 1953....but not the Fondant Fancy.

[ladyalex]

Haven't you eaten that cream puff yet, gness ?
It must be a deflated by now.

[ladyalex]

^^a bit deflated ^^

[tenrec]

ladyalex, please may I go early? It's just that I have to be up early in the morning. I have enjoyed myself enormously tonight. I have tidied up the cloakroom and washed most of the glasses. There are just a few guests left.