Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[ladyalex]

Thank you for your diligence, Maj. We cannot have the outer garments escaping in an unseemly fashion.

Welcome, PBear and nungate.
The weather is most unseasonable , I agree. But perhaps that is not a problem for Polar Bear.

[starone]

Easy to find the butler's cranny ladyalex. I read a lot of crime books and since the butler is usually the one who dunnit all I did was follow the trail of clues he left. Easy-peasy, he can't resist clues although he usually solves them.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, missed nungate & bear - your tailcocks...

The croc & his cat will be pleased to see the llama again miss, I believe they have a 4th already - something that apparently doesn't like bright lights? I'm unsure as to the species at present...

A poncho, a greatcoat & a sou'wester walked into a bar...

He-he.

[ladyalex]

I take my hat off to you starbucky (if I had one on).

DT another cracker !

[nungate]

au contraire Milady, I love orange fruit gums - I have crossed my fingers that the number puce comes out this evening and I am lucky enough to win them (providing of course they have not already be pre-sucked...)

[Lie-in King]

Oops, I appear to have described the misseS nungate & bear as 'missed'.

They are, when not present, of course.

phew

[Mamyalynne]

DT, another in the anthology, one day I...err we will make a fortune out of these.

[ladyalex]

you are seriously weird, nungate.

(and tonight's numbers are not puce...ooopps did I say that out loud?)

[starone]

You could always use the sou'wester lady j.

[ladyalex]

Well held that Lion!

[nungate]

Not to worry my dear feline one, it may not be that long untile we are all as missed as pewts .......................or even as nissed as pewts.........

[polar-bear]

I'll have my usual please Leo. Milady the weather has been nice here today. I managed a couple of hours in the garden and I can even use my hosepipe if I want!.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, m'lady. I have taken the liberty of partaking by way of a small reward...

[nungate]

my gosh these zooms are potent.................untile?

[DTCwordfan]

la pièce de résistance to come, overovertime for your Bard.......

[tonyav]

DT is truly a bard indeed, your Ladyship would it be possible to leave my Skunk in the stables.

[excelsior-1]

this zoom has a taste i cannot quite pinpoint - but it's delicious ... refill please.

[nungate]

why of course I am weird Milady, I thought it a prerequisite of membership

[Lie-in King]

Definitely, sir! The games menagerie is swelling nicely tonight.

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're Zoomy, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

We have our plumber present, nungate. I'm sure he will help you to tile or untile anything you want...
Tony!!!

Exactly how are you rewarding yourself, Maj ?