Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[excelsior-1]

tony.
as long as your skunk does not mind sharing a hay bale with my raccoon

[ladyalex]

No skunks, Tony...there was an incident some time ago now and the Committee ruled that no skunks were ever to darken our towels again.

[DTCwordfan]

another silver bucket of the zoom plith, buttle, my good Maj lion.

[Lie-in King]

A small Zoom m'lady, nothing more...

A raccoon as well! They'll have two tables going at this rate...

[tonyav]

I am sure they will get along just fine exelsior.

[flump1]

I am not sure I like the idea of my poncho going into a bar, even though the company it is keeping is splendid. The last time they all went into a bar they kept us up all night with their rendition of " raindrop are falling on my head " once heard, never forgotten. Another Zoom please butler while you keep those garments under control.

[ladyalex]

Very well, LiK as long as it's a small one.....

[ladyalex]

Have I been over ruled on the skunk ?

[nungate]

Many thanks for the offer of the plumber Milady, but at present I manage pretty well without one, I have "untiled" and tiled in the past - untiling was best so..........so................destructive!!! But in case there is a problem with the saniflo, could you keep him within reach?

[tonyav]

In that case your Ladyship,

[Lie-in King]

Buckets & flagons coming right up...

M'lady, the croc was heard to say "But what about the smell?", to which the skunk replied "I'm sure I'll get used to it"...

[ladyalex]

I thin he's here somewhere, nungate....we're slightly in dispute about his skunk at the moment.

The croc and the llama are none too sure of it either.

[tonyav]

I will leave my Skunk in the inside pocket of my great coat. and another bucket of Zoom for me if you please mr Lie-in-King.

[ladyalex]

I think it would be all right to keep your skunk in a case, Tony. As long as it complied with whatever the regulations are for keeping skunks in cases....air holes, water dishes and all that

[DTCwordfan]

United Natiuns compromise: put the skunk in a female condom, tony......

[DaisyNonna]

Evening friends. Apologies for last week, a magicuter malfunction.
Ergo, for the rifle I have one MSI laptop (age 3 weeks) Which cannot recognise its hard drive. Last night's curry (biriani with Madras veg sauce) untouched, and a copy of An Essay Concerning Human Understanding Vol 2 by John Locke.
A tailcock, please.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh No not the skunk issue again , it permeated from oubliette to ramparts last time.

[excelsior-1]

daisy. at last, you are here.

i owe you 38.77 groats - you won the bet .. my raccoon does indeed speak mandarin

[ladyalex]

I thought you would remember, Mamya....it cost you a fortune in Febreze ...

[tonyav]

My skunk seems to be a little upset by some of the comments he is hearing.