Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.
The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.
For tonight's raffle I have:
6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)
I rather think this red paint looks well on the zebra eh ? I do hope nungate likes the new colour scheme....that will teach the handyman to leave tins of paint about . Red and black stripes ummmmmm rather fetching.
Ma'am, I have found the source of the leak in the upstairs dressing room. The toilet was yet again blocked up, this time I have found it to be blocked up with a prosthetic leg with high heeled shoe still attached ?.
heres slinky limping in with a cut foot,wont be staying long but i like the tailcocks they put me out better than sleeping tablets
riffles are
1 daily record minus the crossword
i book of bible verses
1 gobstopper sucked to the colour green(to big for my wee mooth}
Good evening friends. Whence I came is dry but cold and windy. Nearly got blown off Eric. (The Broom).
For the ruffle I offer a metal thimble (slightly tarnished) a spool of invisible thread and a cloth tape measure calibrated in inches.
Ole sounds good unless one harbours fowls with no sense of humour (as opposed to no sense).
Could fancy a fried egg butty.