Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[tenrec]

Good evening all, apologies for my lateness. I have had a bit of trouble with the goats. I won't have a drink thank you as I may have to drive later. Lie in King, would you leave my coat on the end peg as I may have to go early too.

[Lie-in King]

A pleasure as always, miss alba - do take care :-)

Good evening, miss Daisy - your flagon of Ole! I have left Eric the broom chatting happily with miss flump's poncho and some gloves owned by someone called Marigold.

[excelsior-1]

this ole has a familiar taste that i cannot quite put my finger on.

what are the main ingredients?

[Mamyalynne]

Egg butty Daisy - do try the quails egg voltra vons

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Tenrec

Excel....secret as you know.

[flump1]

Hi Daisy I would dearly like to win the invisible thread on a spool. I completed a labour of love years ago when I finished a tapestry in invisible yarn. Magnificent it is and you won't find a more handsome one.

[tenrec]

Ooh nearly forgot my contribution to the riffle:
One half used tube of superglue.
A caldron with a crack in it.
A plumber's olive.

[Mamyalynne]

¡˙ʞuı uʍop ǝpısdn sɐ ƃuıʇıɔxǝ sɐ ʇsoɯןɐ sı pɐǝɹɥʇ ǝןqısıʌuı dɯnןɟ ɥo

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss tenrec - a flagon of Ole! Very tasty, so I'm informed...

I have tethered your coat within easy reach, as requested. It wasn't happy.

[tonyav]

Strange that it maybe, I once wore a suit made from invisible thread.

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy and Tenrec and good night alba...gosh, flying visits tonight , with or without brooms.

Her hopping it would certainly account for the leg in the loo...we'd better have a word with Uncle Joe about recycling

[Mamyalynne]

suited you tony

[tenrec]

tony did anyone notice!

[ladyalex]

Are you an Emperor in your own country, Tony ?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're winning, they're lovely!

[tonyav]

MA'AM, I think I can detect sarcasm from some of your female guests as well as yourself.

[flump1]

lol @ matron, I swear I just saw some upside down ink. I had a newspaper printed in that once. Till my neighbour in the cafe I was sat upended it ....then the ink slid into its rightful place. Made reading it easier.......I was hurting reading stood upon my head.

[owdhamer]

Good evening Mi-Lady Im sure we bumped into your butler earlier,drunk as a fiddler's bitch;fortunately he was to elephants to recognise .me.I have for the lotto 104 losing betting slips

[ladyalex]

Why had someone written stood upon your head , flump. Seems a tad cruel.

Sarcastic, tony ? Moi ?

[excelsior-1]

refill please, lie-in

owdhammer . . hope you are not too much out of pocket