Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to the MOFC.

Just a flying visit from me this evening, but I hope to look in later.

For the raffle I have:

Two bus tickets from Aberdeen to Edinburgh (used, but antiques of the future)
Six packets of Capri-Sun orange flavour (sell by date obliterated)
Four hanks of red embroidery silk (different batch numbers)

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all......


Firstly apologies and other business here....

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1151463.html

Secondly due to an unfortunate incident in the Sacral area, I am a little immobile this evening - do be patient with me.

For the buffet I have largely gone continental, an array of cold meats and wonderful cheeses, selection of home made breads too. A delicious French onion tart and a passion fruit pavlova for dessert.

This weeks Tailcock is the Zapp - a bit like I felt during the incident, a lively and cheering tipple, leaves one slightly heady but still stood up.

Foe the Rofl

One crutch
Empty tube of Deep Heat
Bag of thawed out frozen peas
Leaky hot water bottle.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.

For the rofl I can offer -

Brighton area phone book - 2008/09
Used scalpel blades, size 10a
More assorted flowerpots

I shall begin serving tailcocks & hiding things immediately.

[excelsior-1]

good evening, i've been waiting to enter.
for the naff-all i have brought .......... naff-all.
let me explain.
my raccoon was killed this morning - i have spent the day putting all his affairs in order and organising the funeral, so i did not have time to gather anything to bring. and i am sorry about that.

i just want to grab a flagon of the tail-cock and go to sit in the armchair to gather myself . . (sob)

[ladyalex]

Sorry to hear that your sacred area has been giving trouble, Mamya, hope it feels better soon.
Hello LiK and now I must away, pausing only for a quick slug of Zapp...

[ladyalex]

Sincere condolences, Excel. Is there enough if his skin for a coat ?
Or was that insensitive ?

Definitely off now.:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Excel , a double Zapp!!

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sir - I am saddened by your sad loss, as will be the other members of the croc's den, I'm sure - one flagon of Zapp...

[flump1]

Good evening ladyalex hope to see you later and matron, poor you, let us hope for a speedy recovery for you.
I must also admit to being under the weather , old war wound .
For the waffle I have a bag full of holes ready to insert into polos ( swapped a china jug for them on the way )
and an empty bottle of beer. I also have an antimacasser in paisley. I will help myself to a Zapp.

[excelsior-1]

thank you both.

i'm afraid m'lady that after i scraped him off the road - the coat was in no condition to make anything from.

[flump1]

excelsior 1 how very sad for you.....sit with me for a while and gather your wits. I fear they are all over the place.
LiK good evening young man, the poncho is waiting to be found a cranny at your leisure.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss flump - I am wounded to the very quick to think that you should feel the need to help yourself to a tailcock!

Your flagon, miss...

meh

[excelsior-1]

thanks flump - i could use a cuddle.

everybody who attends tonight is invited to the funeral ... details to follow

[flump1]

Oh LiK please forgive me, in no way whatsoever was that a slur on your wonderful attentiveness and competence. You were overwhelmed with our arrivals and I was impatient. Silly puss

[Lie-in King]

Sir, was the tail beyond salvation? It might look quite good attached to your hat...

Refills all round & a flagon for Matron, I think...

[owdhamer]

Good evening my lady, a fine day here in the north west, we went to Catterick last week to watch Incitement but the poor horse fell and had to be put down. The previous week we took the trainer and his wife out to dinner in Middleham and bought into Rory Boy.I have for the raffle a broken window, various betting slips.losers,two spade handles splintered and the bucket of water from last week. Have a good night

[excelsior-1]

negative.

there was nothing at all (sob) (sob) that i could salvage.

[tonyav]

Good evening all, sorry about your loss your exel ency, I'm afraid my skunk couldn't make it tonight he said he had to attend a friends funeral.
For the roffle I have a front fog light for a 1962 Hillman Minx ( minus bulb and lens ) a bottle of Newcastle brown ale ( only half empty ) and a used stainless steel sink ( slightly stained ).
Your matronship could I try a bucket of your fine tailcock Zapp and a selection of those delicious looking cheeses if I may. Also sorry to hear about your sacred area.
Also would it be possible to request Out On The Floor by Dobbie Grey ( or Gray ) on your goodnight thread later please ( it's a Northern Soul Classic ) tia.

[Mamyalynne]

I am so sorry and I know Alfie will miss him terribly.

[excelsior-1]

please give my regrets to alfie.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening owdhamer - are you staying for a flagon of Matron's finest, sir?

excelsior - a shame indeed...

Good evening, plumbe... er, I mean "sir" - your bucket of Zapp.