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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 14th Jul 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Welcome one and all to the MOFC.

Just a flying visit from me this evening, but I hope to look in later.

For the raffle I have:

Two bus tickets from Aberdeen to Edinburgh (used, but antiques of the future)
Six packets of Capri-Sun orange flavour (sell by date obliterated)
Four hanks of red embroidery silk (different batch numbers)
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excelsior , don't fret, I am amb...ambyd.....apydex both-handed. I have my flagon of Zapp and my arm draped around you ...if not you then ..who
Just had my evening physio.
that is a nice skill, flump.
i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Ohh so wud I
Good Evening Milady, buttles, materon and esteemed fellow gussets.

After a tiring day in the Listener Crossword Bunker I bring for the roflcc :

1 fly-button (detached - shows signs of teeth marks)
1 can of 3-in-1 body spray (ineffective in normal use)
2 gentleman's abdominal protectors (mildewed - need re-lacquering)
and a small round tuit

I have parked the moped in the moat - the croc seemed pleased ... now may I have a large one from your tailcock cabinet please Mr King
hello sunny-dave.
i wondered what that splash was.
Good evening sir - one large flagon of Zapp...

I'm not at all surprised at the croc's delight - he will be pleased to add to his large collection of motorcycle wheels!

It might interest guests to know that Matron is in fact ambisinistrous, which goes some way to explaining the incident..
Lie-In. you are doing a splendid job, as usual.
refill please (sniff..sniff)
I don't know where the buttles gets his energy from ( although I have heard rumours from the butcher ).
Ambi sin....sinous....sinist..... sniff - Zappp please
Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're Zappy, they're lovely!

Please don't mention the butcher within earshot of Matron...
I believe Mr King has a personal supply of Red Kangaroo - like the more well known Bull, but makes you bounce through the day :)
Ahem ... quite

Matron, I have taken the liberty of bringing a bucket of Zapp...
Dont mention the useless butler, more life in a tramps vest.
Oh thank you Maj, I need all the help I can get.
The butcher did mention your little peccadillo with tramps vests owdhamer.
tell us more, tony; is it saltacious......
Very DT, also creepy.
Charming! Still, useless is as useless does - refills all round...
Kindly leave my little peccadillo alone

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