Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, it appears Milady maybe indisposed still, so welcome all.

The buffet table is a mix this evening, we have an Indian platter of Samosas, Pakoras and Bhajis with dipping sauces and chutney. Also a Continental meat platter with a choice of breads and for later some spicy chilli flat bread pizzas.

Tonight's Tailcock is ....Triumph, the name says it all really.

For the Rofl:

2 Shuttles (bald)
1 Flip (blue)
1 Flop (yellow)
pea for a whistle
Starting pistol blanks

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Matron & guests. For the rofl I can offer -

A large saucepan with a hole in it. One more than there should be, I mean...
A bag of holes for Polo mints
Several mismatched socks with holes in them
A whole jar of pickled eggs

I shall begin serving tailcocks & buttling about immediately.

[slinky.kate]

just flitting through quickly to leave these,
a role of twine
daily record and daily star(crosswords removed)
one tesco bag
see ya later'

[flump1]

Good Evening matron, a triumph tailcock sounds wonderful, I shall stable the old nag and settle on the sofa for a relax. I hope you are well? I do have some waffle bits and bobs here
An inner tube ( my neighbour says it is for a penny farthing )
a peacock feather ( pretty blue and green one ) gawd the peacock squawked when I took it
and a bottle of flea shampoo........you ever tried shampooing a flea ? They don't like it.

[flump1]

Good evening LiK and Katie, trust you are both well ?

[Mamyalynne]

Maj - that is a hole lotta prizes.

Kate, laters hun.

Flump, yes but clean fleas are a must.

[tonyav]

Good evening your matronship, I have parked my horseless carriage in the moat, for the Rofl, one ( off side ) rear light lens for a 1960 Austin A35, one tennis racket ( no strings ) and one bottle of Glenfiddich single malt whiskey ( empty ). A bucket of Triumph do me a power of good I think with a plate of continental meat. Your matronship could I impose a request on your goodnight thread later if I may, Candy and the Kisses, The 81. TIA.

[Psybbo]

Good evening, mamya and butler, the buffet sounds lovely, I neglected to bring anything for the rofl as I am assured I am going to win tonight

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Tony, great prizes and note taken re request.

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Sibton, the Butler may have gone for fresh buckets.

[owdhamer]

Good evening mamya , I am worried about mi lady ,the dodgy butler is not involved is he? For the raffle we have half a tin of lentil soup,cold,a bag of charcoal used,a well done sausage,an empty bottle of peroni,and a bent shovel,ok for horlicks later.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening & see you later, miss kinky!

Good evening, miss flump - your flagon of Triumph. Do you have anything for the cloakroom?

Mr tony - your bucket, sir...

Miss sibton, how delightful to see you! A special rhinestone-encrusted flagon of Triumph, miss...

[DTCwordfan]

Phew -humid here and then the heat post Mo Farrah.

Good evening to all and we continue the Olympic theme at the Castle this evening:

Riffle:

1 pair of Tom Daly's speedo's - too small for Tony
1 Taekwondo body-shield - useful for separating croc and cat
1 "France - you are rubbish" flag
1 "Germany - eat silver" flag
1 Jess Ennis hair ribbon and bra ((won't fit, Tony - or Sqad).
1 Pint of Eton Dorney water - add to Lady A's scotch
1 Broken shackle from Ainslie's boat - for anybody into 50 Shades of Paint
1 toy model of John Inverdale, head hanging off.
1 pair of the Duchess of Cambridge's hockey shorts (so the label says)
1 handball (many uses)

[Mamyalynne]

No problem Owd, your Horlicks is ready whenever you need it.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, mr DT - your "Best Bard In The World" flagon, filled with Triumph, sir.

Good evening, mr owdhamer - I see Matron has attended to your needs, sir

[tonyav]

Hang on bard, let me try those speedo's on.

[gness]

Good evening Matron and Butler.

I am fragile tonight but nothing a Triumph tailcock or two and some delicious nibbles won`t rectify.

For the Rolf I offer:

One unfinished meal. Mo was running.
One bag of warm, soggy frozen peas.
Three mossie bites.
The mouse in my shed.
Am I under the settle again?

I have a new parasol and fan. Where shall I leave them?

Evening guests

[DTCwordfan]

One leg perhaps, tony.

[tonyav]

Good evening gness, may I settle under the settle with you.

[Mamyalynne]

So is everyone settled on ,by or under the settle??

[tonyav]

Your matronship, I wish to report some dammed insolence from the bard.