Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to each and every one of you.

I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.


So far for tonight's raffle I have:

Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.


I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.

Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?

[DTCwordfan]

Not a ghost town then, petal?

[Psybbo]

Matron and buttle. I must share the prizes with ladya tonight???

[Mamyalynne]

The cottage is simply but yet romantically furnished (DT the ahem machine was in the Chauffeurs shed - long gone)

[Mamyalynne]

Sibton - I fear so yes.

[Lie-in King]

One fresh bucket for Miss nungate! (I'll clear that up shortly, miss...)

Good point Mr DT, perhaps best if the plumber stays away from the cottage

[DTCwordfan]

I shall fetch you a swag-bag then, sibton. We could always borrow the three-legged and one wood one Llama, out with the croc, to porter it back to the land of the Giant's Causeway.

[petal54]

Lots of tumbleweedDT

[Psybbo]

A giant step, dt, thank you matron

[petal54]

I hope the cottage not made of gingerbread persons,the Yeti has a very sweet tooth!

[Lie-in King]

If any guests are interested in viewing the football highlights programme in approximately 15 minutes, I have opened the TV lounge & the valves are warming nicely.

[Mamyalynne]

I think we should edge towards Rofl time - this week's tickets are number Lavender.

[petal54]

Darn,mine's purple!

[Psybbo]

Bad news on the football front for tony then

[DTCwordfan]

hopefully you have new ferrets running around the wheel to drive the valves, Mr Buttle.The old ones were knackered by the end of last season.

[Mamyalynne]

Winning colours are:


71
88
34
42
90
23
67
05
01

[tonyav]

Yes sibo, early days yet though.
I hope I win the glove.

[Psybbo]

oh lavender 88 yay

[Lie-in King]

Oh hoorah! By sheer good fortune, m'lady has managed to win the Dracula doll, yellow wallpaper & the sun hat!

Refills all round!

Mr DT - on orders from upstairs, they've been replaced with hamsters. "Quicker to breed, cheaper to feed"...

[petal54]

funny coloure mamya

[excelsior-1]

hmmm.

oh well, i suppose another three tubes of savlon in my cabinet should last for many moons.
thank you.