I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.
So far for tonight's raffle I have:
Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.
I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.
Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?
How long is it going to take for the over paid footballers to realise that the Olympian contenders, whether or not they gained a medal, are more worthy of being role models than they are?