I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.
So far for tonight's raffle I have:
Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.
I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.
Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?
Sorry, folks. Got to go for a bit. See you later I hope. Please pull the raffle without me, but remember that the prizes I want to win are the Sun hat, the Dracula Doll and the yellow wallpaper.....
Evening to all friends (and non-friends)
For the rifle I have a dead kettle, last year's bus pass, a slinky toy, a bobotie recipe, a crab shell and a copy of Dr. Henry Jones Junior's lecture notes for next semester. Need a tailcock!
I see the Proms is playing Copeland's "Fanfare for the Common Man" followed by "Fanfare for the Uncommon Woman." Now which two characters are they portraying?
These vollies are the size of a small house......may I get you a knife fork and a pressed serviette? - or rather Mr Buttle will as we can't do him out of a job.