Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Club is now open, welcome one and all! For tonight's festivities we have a celebration of 50 years of James Bond with the 007 Tailcock - certain to leave you both shaken and stirred. The Tapster also has a selection of brews from the Towers Stillroom for your delight and delectation. Scoff has again surpassed himself giving us the "Casino Royale Casserole" made with real casino chips as our "Hot Dish" this evening, as usual there is a selection of volly vonts and canapes and vegetarian dishes. On the pudding trolley is Moonraker Mousse with Goldfingers. The Minstrels will be playing their customary Madrigals and Fugues, and later they will be giving us a rousing rendition of all the Bond Themes - a real treat!
Sadly owing to overstretched elastic the bungee won't be operational this evening - we're still waiting for Greengrass (the gardener) to string the elastic bands together to make a cord long enough to bungee from the South Tower, however, we have installed a trampoline in the vestibule for any guests wishing to "bounce" (just be careful of the chandeliers). For your further delight Peppino and his performing Poodles will be giving us a performance in the Music Room.
Any guest wishing to take part in tonight's Sack Race is requested to put their name on the entry forms in the vestibule
My offering for the rofl tonight is 1 Overstretched bungee cord and half a dozen gold hands (fingerless)
A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter the Towers this evening.

[tonyav]

Oh rightyo then sibo. soon be dog food then.

[humbersloop]

evening ma'rm, geetings all

as I haven't been shaken and stirred simultaneously for some time, a large tailcock would be most welcome.

For the riffle, I bring
half a lemon
some olives
a swizzle stick

[Psybbo]

Noooo, he's won nearly £200,000, he will have an hororable retirement

[lady-janine]

hi all. just popped in for a few minutes to wish you well/ hope you are all having a grand time - tailcocks and food and ryfle. um so much to enjoy.

[DTCwordfan]

so what's happening on the Liz, Lady J?

[tonyav]

Righto sibo. glue then lol.

[Psybbo]

the volley vents are yummie

[nungate]

Hello to you Lady J and Humber I hope you are both well.

Igor! IGOR!!! Drinks for our guests, Plant will be along soon with the nibbles tray.

[Psybbo]

Right tony """"""""

[DTCwordfan]

where's the gin, sloopie? some Sipsmiths would be nice.

[tonyav]

Only joking, honestly sibo. Don't do anything rash now will you please lol.

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm sloe gin would be nice.

[humbersloop]

eccles is guzzling it on the gravy thread I'm afraid. Rum or thinners mate x

[Psybbo]

Igor, please deal with tonyav

[tonyav]

Yeah I'll play cards with Igor.

[Psybbo]

I give up, nungate help

[excelsior-1]

the food tonight is quite delicious, and the tailcock is the best yet.

[DTCwordfan]

they are now making a sloe gin, tony......why do they call it sloe when it goes speedily down the gullet. I had one (an ordinary gin) last night as a pousse-café and very good it was too.

[tonyav]

Agree with that about the sloe gin DT fast down the gullet. It is also a great winter warmer I find.

[Psybbo]

DT, have you arranged a taxi for later?