Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Club is now open, welcome one and all! For tonight's festivities we have a celebration of 50 years of James Bond with the 007 Tailcock - certain to leave you both shaken and stirred. The Tapster also has a selection of brews from the Towers Stillroom for your delight and delectation. Scoff has again surpassed himself giving us the "Casino Royale Casserole" made with real casino chips as our "Hot Dish" this evening, as usual there is a selection of volly vonts and canapes and vegetarian dishes. On the pudding trolley is Moonraker Mousse with Goldfingers. The Minstrels will be playing their customary Madrigals and Fugues, and later they will be giving us a rousing rendition of all the Bond Themes - a real treat!
Sadly owing to overstretched elastic the bungee won't be operational this evening - we're still waiting for Greengrass (the gardener) to string the elastic bands together to make a cord long enough to bungee from the South Tower, however, we have installed a trampoline in the vestibule for any guests wishing to "bounce" (just be careful of the chandeliers). For your further delight Peppino and his performing Poodles will be giving us a performance in the Music Room.
Any guest wishing to take part in tonight's Sack Race is requested to put their name on the entry forms in the vestibule
My offering for the rofl tonight is 1 Overstretched bungee cord and half a dozen gold hands (fingerless)
A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter the Towers this evening.

[nungate]

Goodnight Lady J, you certainly have put in quite a shift today. A nice soak in the tub maybe and something nice to drink after or during you deserve it

[humbersloop]

peach! chuffin peach - agaaain! hmph.



yes dt we do, and they're -very seriously- kept secret

we have kia plums too, and some yet unidentified orange ones. Hence we have have Haven jam with whiskey (orange) and Haven jam with port (kia)

Henry VIII walked down our road once, to get on a barge...

[DTCwordfan]

Tony drove to the beach, a little doll peach,
Parked and disembarked,
and wondered if the sea was full of sharks.

A day of ruddy burns, oily suntans, languid fingers; and tony learns,
his cute little saaby is gone; he stood there weepy.
A peachy babe shouted and pointed a street across,
his car was there, for sale on a lot.

[tonyav]

Where was he going to, sloopy.

[DTCwordfan]

shame he didn't fall in, sloopy.

[tonyav]

It probably will be soon, DT.

[humbersloop]

Hull tony he was off to fortify it for a naval garrison, which is where the deep stands now

He'd got naffed off from an amourous advance to the lady of thornton abbey, gawd loves a trier though

[Psybbo]

I've lost the plot and probably the sack race

[DTCwordfan]

I was sacked in the sack race......

[humbersloop]

I think Henry VIII lost that too sibs

[tonyav]

Naffed orf sloopy, didn't think he ever got naffed orf. sibo loves me again, hooray. Yeah what time is the P45 race ?

[nungate]

All entrants for tonight's sack race are invited to warm up in the gymnasium
North East Tower above the Armoury.

The race will begin in 30 minutes approximately

[Psybbo]

Off to the gym

[tonyav]

Right of to the gym for a work out with sibo !.

[humbersloop]

nungate, thank you for your hospitality, I'm away

[tonyav]

Nighty night, sloopy.

[nungate]

Tony, be advised the Major (QoM's personal trainer) is in the Gym as Chaperone and for coaching advice.

[nungate]

Goodnight Sloopy, safe journey

[DTCwordfan]

night sloopy.....

[tonyav]

Doh.