Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Club is now open, welcome one and all! For tonight's festivities we have a celebration of 50 years of James Bond with the 007 Tailcock - certain to leave you both shaken and stirred. The Tapster also has a selection of brews from the Towers Stillroom for your delight and delectation. Scoff has again surpassed himself giving us the "Casino Royale Casserole" made with real casino chips as our "Hot Dish" this evening, as usual there is a selection of volly vonts and canapes and vegetarian dishes. On the pudding trolley is Moonraker Mousse with Goldfingers. The Minstrels will be playing their customary Madrigals and Fugues, and later they will be giving us a rousing rendition of all the Bond Themes - a real treat!
Sadly owing to overstretched elastic the bungee won't be operational this evening - we're still waiting for Greengrass (the gardener) to string the elastic bands together to make a cord long enough to bungee from the South Tower, however, we have installed a trampoline in the vestibule for any guests wishing to "bounce" (just be careful of the chandeliers). For your further delight Peppino and his performing Poodles will be giving us a performance in the Music Room.
Any guest wishing to take part in tonight's Sack Race is requested to put their name on the entry forms in the vestibule
My offering for the rofl tonight is 1 Overstretched bungee cord and half a dozen gold hands (fingerless)
A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter the Towers this evening.

[Psybbo]

night sloopy xx

[nungate]

He shoots.........................he SCORES!!! Another Hat Trick for Messi!
His 21st for Barcelona!!!!

[tonyav]

Has he, nungate.

[nungate]

I don't belieeeeeve it! Jordi Alba has only gone and scored for Deportivo!!
He plays for Barca - his second goal of the night!

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[nungate]

I know someone who will be finding himself back on the naughty step.......

[tonyav]

Only joshing nungate, honest.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm turning in, all this exercise catching up. I'll be in the taxi, sibs (and a message sent).....Night all and x to the ladies....

[tonyav]

Nighty night DT.

[nungate]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very well Tony.

Would all contestants for the Sack Race please make their way to the Great Hall.

Game over 5-4 Fab game some dodgy refereeing - best beloved says I'm biased! He's still in the dog house.............

[Psybbo]

With you DT, night all

[nungate]

Good night Sibton and DT - mm vairry eenterethting both leaving at the same time..........................!

[tonyav]

Nighty night, sibo. mmmmmmm.

[nungate]

Right do we have enough contestants for the sack race? According to the house rules if we have less than 4 entrants the race cannot be run and the prize of the Nungate Towers Saucer will be held over until next week

[tonyav]

Doh, I wanted that saucer.

[nungate]

Maybe next week Tony.

[tonyav]

Alrighty then, nungate.

[nungate]

"winks" @ Tony

[chorley9]

whats happened to mamya and lie in king.

[nungate]

Well Chorley, owing to other committments Mama felt she could no longer devote the time to the MOFC, and Lady Alex and LIK decided to retire from the Club. So, at the instigation of my daughter (Queenofmean) she thought I could have a go at running the club from Nungate Towers, so every Saturday for the past five weeks or so the club has been meeting here
We have kept up the traditions from the days when the club venue was Lady Alex's castle and have introduced a few "new" things to do here at the Towers. Most of this weeks guests have already departed for the evening though the carriages for the "die hards" are due at midnight.