Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. All here at the Towers hope everyone had a lovely Christmas, and are all set for the usual mayhem and madness which marks our weekly meetings.
On the menu tonight, there will be the usual selection of volly vonts and horses doovers, the hot plate special will be a massive Paella, and on the pudding trolley, a Crema Catalana - in keeping with the Spanish theme, tonight's Tailcock will be the "Barca Blaugrana" a bi-coloured drink featuring the colours of our beloved Barcelona FC - an intriguing mix of Blue Curacao and Cherry Brandy plus a "secret mix of ingredients"
For the rofl I offer: a box of Christmas wrapping (used) plus tags
a festive sweater
roll of sticky tape
half a Christmas pud (minus custard)
The Minstrels will be back in the gallery playing (very quietly they are all still in recovery from the Festivities of last week) madrigals and lullabies, hopefully they will be able later to give us their take on the greatest hits of Iron Maiden

Igor and the rest of the staff await your pleasure, a warm welcome to all who dare enter these hallowed halls

Carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Evening Maggie, I trust you are in the finest of fettles.
Igor will pass your outer garments to the care of Belle who takes care of these things (she'll probably have it dry cleaned by the time of your departure - very thorough she is!)
Do have a Blaugrana take care they are a bit on the "potent" side and in the words of the Immortal Top Cat let's mingle, mingle, mingle!

[albaqwerty]

Evening Daisy x
I've my eyes on the suction cups :-)

[lcg]

thanks, alba! can't be any worse than 2012 (although i may live to regret those words). happy 2013 to you....and everyone else too x

[nungate]

Hello Daisy, so glad you made it! I hope I win the ribbon, it's just the thing for me to wear at the next game!
Do have a tailcock. Did you come by broom tonight?

[DTCwordfan]

Hello all and a special welcum to Nungate and QoM and a belated thanks for hosting the beano last week....how the place looks after that fest.

Riffle I guess:

ein sock
ein sweater one arm missing
ein dogs tooth with wool on it
ein ribbon
ein dicky duck once with a naughty bit before the dog circumcised it.
twei ballen
ein condom machine lifted from ein pub
ein needle und paper-clip

Ja - tonite is the Sund of Muzik with that famus Allemagne Damen, Fraulein Perkins. Is Frau Clare Balding appearing?

[Maydup]

Good evening MOFs; how could I resist bi-coloured tailcocks and some Iron maiden!

For your rofl I have brought along:
A carrot
A mince pie
A glass of sherry

I've left a selection of paper hats at the buffet table, please help yourselves.

[DTCwordfan]

rice paper hats, love those......

scoff.

[nungate]

Hi DT and hello to you too Maidup.

I hope you have recovered from your nasty cold DT, by the way you'll find the goat herd out by the stable block attending to the livestock, goats, llamas, alpacas a zebra and our famous flock of tartan sheep.....

Be careful with that Blaugrana tailcock Maidup - it stains if you spill any...

[albaqwerty]

Evening Maidup and DT (guten abend)

Eine kleine nacht muzak perchance Nun, from the madrigals before they launch into Iron Maiden?

[Maydup]

oooops, thanks for the warning nungate. I'm always getting stuff down me.

[nungate]

The Minstrels do requests Alba, I'm sure a bit of Mozart isn't beyond them, we could have them play a selection from the Sound of Music especially for DT.....

[DTCwordfan]

tony's around then.....a quick rendition of while goatherds wash their jocks tonight.....

[Psybbo]

DT, lovely to see you, special hugs

[DTCwordfan]

I'll take the Cosy Tea Cosy from Mozart before the von Trappies.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes, I came by broom but Eric is not a happy besom. Has started to fantasize about Twiglets and foliage. Malkin is being very catty about him. My cloak is trying to hide his feelings.
I need a drink!

[nungate]

I know a few jocks in need of a wash and rinse shalol I add them to yours DT?

[albaqwerty]

ooh, now there's a thought (the madrigals are a most pleasant bunch with their requests)
Drainpipes for noses and sniffles for mittens

[DTCwordfan]

and you sibs! ((((((.)))))) and to anyone else.....

cold is much better and being attacked with a wee Burgundian Maranges. I go on my annual dry regime next week - maybe 6 weeks this year.

[DTCwordfan]

shalom, nungate.....

[nungate]

Oh dear Daisy, I'm sure there is something on the buffet table which might appeal to Eric, do you think he might like to join Ling in the snug? I could arrange a tray of twiglets to be sent up to them.
Malkin could join the Towers moggies in the playroom if he wants