Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. All here at the Towers hope everyone had a lovely Christmas, and are all set for the usual mayhem and madness which marks our weekly meetings.
On the menu tonight, there will be the usual selection of volly vonts and horses doovers, the hot plate special will be a massive Paella, and on the pudding trolley, a Crema Catalana - in keeping with the Spanish theme, tonight's Tailcock will be the "Barca Blaugrana" a bi-coloured drink featuring the colours of our beloved Barcelona FC - an intriguing mix of Blue Curacao and Cherry Brandy plus a "secret mix of ingredients"
For the rofl I offer: a box of Christmas wrapping (used) plus tags
a festive sweater
roll of sticky tape
half a Christmas pud (minus custard)
The Minstrels will be back in the gallery playing (very quietly they are all still in recovery from the Festivities of last week) madrigals and lullabies, hopefully they will be able later to give us their take on the greatest hits of Iron Maiden

Igor and the rest of the staff await your pleasure, a warm welcome to all who dare enter these hallowed halls

Carriages at midnight

[Psybbo]

Hello, nungate and QuM, lovely to be here. For the rofle I bring a lovely bracelet can't open the catch some brussels and parsnip crisps

[nungate]

Good evening Sib, I hope you are well. What's wrong with the catch on your bracelet? Have you tried brute force and ignorance to open it? Best beloved excels at that! I trust the brussels have been on the boil since November...............

Not sure if Queenie will make an appearance tonight, bit on the grumpy side...

[albaqwerty]

Evening folks xx

A wonderful spread as usual Nun xx

For the riffle I can offer:

a crackerless cracker
a tape measure
a soggy bottomed gift bag.

[nungate]

Hello Alba, are you well? Glad to see you such an array of treasures for the rofl too.

Fancy a Blaugrana? IGOR! A drink for our guests....

[AlwaysConfused]

A drink for the guests? Excellent - can I have ice and slice, but diet ice cubes, please?

[Psybbo]

So tiny, nungate, Alba lovely to see you, lets grab some of the goodies before the vultures descend

[albaqwerty]

Igor's a lovely thing. By jings, Nun, that clears the tubes, potent stuff x
(Am well thank you, hope you and yours are too)

Sorry to hear Queen is feeling a bit grumpy, does she know the seven dwarfs well?

:-D

[albaqwerty]

Sibs and AC, lovely to see the pair of you.

Be careful of that Blaugrana, it packs a punch.

[nungate]

It's the only ice we serve here at the Towers, we all like to keep an eye on our "girlish" figures Always.

The Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall if you do not relish the thought of tonight's tailcock, he will fix the pois... sorry drink of your choice

[nungate]

Queenie is very close to Grumpy, but she also has a very soft spot for Dopey (a bog in the flow country.....)

[lcg]

evening, all! i've actually managed to organise my social calendar to be with you fine individuals tonight. i have my usual bag of herbs/chemical compounds for the reprobates who wish to join me at the bottom of the garden....as well as the leftover xmas alcohol from the kicker household (stolen while mr kicker ws looking the other way - half a bottle of malibu, 2 bottles of red, 1 white and the dregs of a rather nice scotch). for the riffl.....i have procured:
*half a bag of nuts
*leftover pigs in blankets (well...they smell ok)
*a yard of toblerone
*1 pair of motorcycle gloves (both left)
*a hockey ball, and:
*a calculator (minus battery)
now....where do i put my coat? and bear in mind i am on call from work and my pager may go off! x

[owdhamer]

Sending a sick note wrapped round a bottle of Pouilly fuisse.

[nungate]

Hello Icg, just leave your coat in the vestibule, Belle will take care of it.
so glad you were able to arrange your diary to join us, although tonight's shenanigans won't be as wild as last week's Christmas Ball, we do hope everyone will have a good time...........

[Psybbo]

Owd, I demand a hug, hope mrs owd isn't looking

[nungate]

Oooh, Owd, such a treat! Sad to hear you've sent it wrapped in your sick note, hope you feel more up to things another time.
Take care x

[maggiebee]

By Jove, what a motley crew has gathered tonight. A small Tailcock is just what the doctor ordered - well he did say I had to take my medicine! For the rofl I offer:-
Half a packet of Fisherman's Friends
3 slightly mottled bananas
Used Santa hat
Jar of Marmite with Union Jack Flag.

My cloak Igor - treat with respect - I purloined it at such an event a few months ago.

[lcg]

salutations and cyber hugs, owd. it's nice to see you this evening.....right. cocktail in hand (ta for the hospitality, nungate), a little bit of mingling is in order. sibs, alba....how are you? x

[albaqwerty]

I'm convinced Uncle what-his-name snaffled mine the last time I was in. I now arrive wearing my straight jacket.

[albaqwerty]

Lisa, lovely to see you. I really hope 2013 will be a good year for you and yours xx

[DaisyNonna]

Evening nungate. Hope your Christmas was as happy as mine.
For the ruffly thing I have :Two plastic suction hooks (very useful)
Three dead AAA batteries
Plastic rain hat
Claret and blue hair ribbon, carefully edged
with black embroidery
Cranberry and stuffing sandwich