Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Another Saturday night and Nungate Towers has opened its doors to welcome all Mad over Fifties.
What delights have we in store this evening? Well tonight's Tailcock comes to you courtesy of Igor (our faithfull ancient retainer) who has invented a drink all on his own (he got into the Tapsters bar supplies it would seem) Igors' Chain he calls it! A lively and interesting (not to mention potent) brew of Peach schnapps, a few other spirits and fruity delights known only to Igor who refuses to divulge the exact ingredients! Queenofmean has insisted that tonight's hot plate is my meatballs in red wine with pasta, and continuing the Italian theme on the pudding trolley is a wonderful creamy tiramisu, naturally we also have on offer the cutomary selection of horses doovers (can I reiterate they did NOT come from Tesco!) and volly vonts.
Tonight we have drafted in our local band the Tone Deafs to provide the music for our revelries - I have given the Minstrels the evening off so they can attend the annual Minstrel convention on Muckleflugga.
As always, bungee jumping is available from the south tower, the hot tub is all fired up and bubbling on the north tower, the Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall so let our revelries commence!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs have been ordered for midnight.

[tonyav]

Thanks qom ( inspects it for scratches and dents ).

[Mammar]

Oo Tone I've brought you that jar of pickled onion vinegar I promised you for your chips.
Nungate, I award you the title of Tiramisu Queen. It's bluddy lovely. You can keep the meatballs

[queenofmean]

Well its called Real Houswives of but there is soooo many to choose from. Apparently these women are LOADED - they all talk about it ALL the time and I just want to see what all the bleeding fuss is about

[murraymints]

a jump Tony ?'....why of course my love....did you feed and water the goats before you left by the way...and put old Billy in the far barn away from Nanny ?...she's a bit tired today...

[tonyav]

Thanks for the vinegar Mammar I've saved some chips from Wednesday night in the hope that you would remember to bring it . xxx

[nungate]

I think you should try the meatballs, I don't make them very often (a bit labour intensive) but they are worth a try

Real housewives who are loaded? They are not housewives, they probably have staff and wouldn't know one end of a duster from the other!

[queenofmean]

No they are LOADED one has her own make up line and stuff a lot of them are apparently real business women now if you please....going off in search of a link that works

[tonyav]

Well I had a slight problem with the goats minty, I fed them as you requested but Billy slipped his tether and............ well I think we may have another goat in the near future !!!!!.

[tonyav]

Are these ' Housewives ' American by any chance qom ?.

[Mammar]

Do you think it wise for me to try the meatballs after a full bowl of the tiramisu and prior to a bungle jump?
I will if you insist

[murraymints]

well tone if we hear the patter of more feet remember it's your turn to do the night feeds.....but I'll keep your side warm....

[DTCwordfan]

more goat's cheese on the way?

[queenofmean]

yes tony they are

[nungate]

Not too sure Mammar, we'll have Nanny on standby with a bucket, just in case...................

[DTCwordfan]

As long as I don't have to catch you, mammar.

[excelsior-1]

good evening everyone

forgive my tardiness please, i almost did not make it at all.

i bring 20 crayons, three tea cups, one pair of ladies knickers (clean) and a half-burned scented candle for the rofl.

now if it is possible - i would like to enjoy my food and drink in the hot tub this evening.

[murraymints]

looks that way DT.....been thinking llamas might be better...can sell their wool at least....can't give this goat milk away....

[tonyav]

Hang on minty, it always seems to be my turn !. Although you do keep my side lovely and warm.

[murraymints]

Exc...Remember...no bubbles in the hot tub....not man made one's I mean.....

[queenofmean]

EXCEL!!!! can I join you?