Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Another Saturday night and Nungate Towers has opened its doors to welcome all Mad over Fifties.
What delights have we in store this evening? Well tonight's Tailcock comes to you courtesy of Igor (our faithfull ancient retainer) who has invented a drink all on his own (he got into the Tapsters bar supplies it would seem) Igors' Chain he calls it! A lively and interesting (not to mention potent) brew of Peach schnapps, a few other spirits and fruity delights known only to Igor who refuses to divulge the exact ingredients! Queenofmean has insisted that tonight's hot plate is my meatballs in red wine with pasta, and continuing the Italian theme on the pudding trolley is a wonderful creamy tiramisu, naturally we also have on offer the cutomary selection of horses doovers (can I reiterate they did NOT come from Tesco!) and volly vonts.
Tonight we have drafted in our local band the Tone Deafs to provide the music for our revelries - I have given the Minstrels the evening off so they can attend the annual Minstrel convention on Muckleflugga.
As always, bungee jumping is available from the south tower, the hot tub is all fired up and bubbling on the north tower, the Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall so let our revelries commence!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs have been ordered for midnight.

[nungate]

Queenie! Let the man alone, you've already had a bath today!

[Mammar]

DT I am wounded.
Anyone would think I am a little on the generous side.
(Hitches her ample bosom up a la Les Dawson)

[tonyav]

Nooooooooo minty we can't swop the goats for Llamas ( I'd miss them to much ).
Evening excel.
DT could I interest you in a couple of gallons of goats milk, it's very cheap.
qom, I thought they would be, California or New York ?.

[excelsior-1]

of course you can, queen

aside from the fact that i was hoping you would .... it is after all, your property X

[tonyav]

Oi Mammar nicked my bucket to go bungee jumping with.

[Psybbo]

Could goat's milk be used instead of ass's?

[nungate]

Whose llamas are you proposing to swap for goats? Goats are sweet and cute but I loves my llamas and would never part with them, (or the alpacas or the Spot the zebra)

[tonyav]

Yes sibo, I'll run you a bath.

[DTCwordfan]

Won't get the Bard up there, can't get me to try,
Looking down Nungate Tower, from a half-a-mile in the sky,
What's heady for some, is nothing for another
A bit of bungee jumping? said sibton, my Irish lover.

With condom rubbers attached to her shaking feet
Whatever possessed Mammar to take that leap,
She jumped into the AB future, the blink of an eye
Like a flash of tony's lightning, her life passed her by.

Now her thrill is over, hanging upside down in the air
She swallowed her pride and she did it for a dare,
Ready for more tiramisu, to the wail of the Tone Deafs,
She'll leave it to those MoFCers who don't fear death..

[tonyav]

DT, I'll get the trampoline ready for Mammar.

[Mammar]

Let's be accurate about this, Tone
I nicked your bucket to carry my next helping of tiramisu in on my way to the bungle jump

[nungate]

Not to worry Tony, I'll have another brought from the silver vault immediately...................oh, Igor's busy..........Belle, Belle! Here's the key to the silver vault please bring up a few of the silver buckets if you please. Thank you.
A replacement bucket will be with you in a moment

[murraymints]

it's a bit whiffy sibs.....must get some of that tiri wotsit stuff before it goes...might have just one bucket of igors chain....just to give me the nerve for that lackey band jump....just the one.....

[excelsior-1]

love these meatballs nungate

[tonyav]

Very good your bardship, have another bucket of non alcoholic brew.

[Psybbo]

Thanks , tony I've always wodered what it would be like. DT the end is near can we have champagne to celebrate?

[Mammar]

I'm thinking that if things go a little belly-up Nungate may appreciate a little fresh pebble dashing on The Towers.

[DTCwordfan]

Of course.....sibs,
http://www.luxuryfiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/charles_heidsieck-access.jpg

x

[queenofmean]

I know I already had a bath mum...I was aware I ran it got in it got cleaned and got out again.....but it wasn't hot enough either so plan B hasn't worked, dunno what plan C is

I'll be right up Excel :)

[tonyav]

Thanks nungate, is there any of that tiramisu left and a few of those meatballs would go down nicely if you please.