Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

It is with great delight and owing to wi fi problems, by the skin of our teeth, that we are again able to open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome in all Mad Over Fifties (not to mention one or two under fifties who qualify under the "special rules" for membership) to yet another evening of frivolities and fun! From the creative skills of our very own Queenofmean, tonight she has decided that tonight's tailcock (one of her own creations) will be the "Blonde Bombshell" a melange of white spirits and a secret blend of fruit nectars and spices - it packs quite a kick!! The hot plate tonight will be a delicious Mac and Cheese, (my very own creation - not your everyday mac and cheese!) we also have a selection of cold cuts, volly vonts, and canapes, and on the pudding trolley there is a huge sherry trifle.
As always, the hot tub is fired up and bubbling away on the North Tower, the elastic has been tested for the bungee, and tonight for one night only we have turned the Ballroom into a Roller Rink for roller skating (skates and safety gear provided) The Minstrels are tuning up in the Gallery for their customary Fugues and Madrigals, and later in the evening they have promised a selection of the Greatest hits of Alice Cooper!
For the rofl I have: One snow shovel
One green wellie
A cuddly Loch Ness Monster
Box of choclate covered Brazil nuts (minus the
chocolate

The Tapster has set up the bar, Igor has polished his chains, a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, so come frivol.......

Carriages (or sleighs depending on the weather) at Midnight

[tonyav]

Good evening your nungateship and all that may enter nungate towers.
A bucket of ' Blonde Bombshell ' ( sounds like sibo ) would be most appreciated.
For the riffle I have bought concealed about my person one bonnet mascot of a 1965 Jaguar mk 2 ( 3.8 litre ) 6 frozen Findus lasagnas and one padlock ( no keys ).

[nungate]

Good evening Tony, one bucket on it's way. I have my doubts about the Findus products - shouldn't you take them back to the shop for a refund?
I rather fancy the mascot from the jag, and I know Chubb our gatekeeper will have his eye on those padlocks..............

[tonyav]

I'm afraid I can't take those Findus products back nungate as I've lost the receipt
( mind you I have had them for 3 years now ).

[nungate]

Strictly entre nous, I didn't have a receipt for the Tesco burgers but they took them back and got a refund.........................Does the horse thing go back that far?

[tonyav]

Dunno nungate, better not take any chances though.

[queenofmean]

3 years!!!!!!!!!

[tonyav]

Could be four qom, lol.

[queenofmean]

TONY!!!! they'll have freezer burn by now

[tonyav]

Freezer burn ? whats that.
Anyhoo hows your eyes now ? and when is the jolly sailor next on shore leave ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to all - a distant cousin (not geographically) popping their clogs in their sleep so time on the phone....she was 85, so that means out with the black in a week to ten days.

Anyway, how are we all this evening - no minty yet I see....as she will be interested in the first raffle prize...
http://www.polyvore.com/pink_sequin_perfect_pink_thong/thing?id=45578785

second prize could be two of them but in fact is:
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/pink-mankini.html?gclid=CKz-4p6KqrUCFa7HtAodDmEA-w#utm_source=froogle&;utm_medium=free&utm_term=Pink+Mankini

third prize:
http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/5495056/il_fullxfull.63504391.jpg

fourth prize of regal proportions:
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64258000/jpg/_64258266_64258265.jpg

[DTCwordfan]

a non-achy tailcock please, Igor, when you are ready.....

[nungate]

Hello DT, that's an interesting selction for the rofl.....................when did you get your hands on Minty's pink sparkly thingy? I thought we'd laundered that (again) when it was last fished out of the moat..............

[tonyav]

Evening DT sorry for your loss.
Hang on hang on, I'm sure your 1st prize are minty's they look very familiar to me anyway.

[DTCwordfan]

One of those things, Tony...at least she went peacefully in her sleep, we think! 3rd best way after being on the job and in a golf bunker...

[queenofmean]

Freezer burn is when things get frozen for so long and are totally in-edible or is it un-edible? Nungate how do you explain freezer burn?

March 22nd is when he's due back Tony..its been a week and I miss him already :(

[DTCwordfan]

mrs o may go the third prize?

[tonyav]

Or being on the job in a golf bunker DT mind you the bloody sand gets everywhere !.

[queenofmean]

there's just some places exfoliation is NOT necessary^^

[tonyav]

Wont be long qom, he'll soon be back.
Inedible' I thought they were inedible anyway.

[nungate]

we're still "constructing tonight's alcohol free beverage, give us a couple of minutes and Igor will be on his way...................