Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

It is with great delight and owing to wi fi problems, by the skin of our teeth, that we are again able to open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome in all Mad Over Fifties (not to mention one or two under fifties who qualify under the "special rules" for membership) to yet another evening of frivolities and fun! From the creative skills of our very own Queenofmean, tonight she has decided that tonight's tailcock (one of her own creations) will be the "Blonde Bombshell" a melange of white spirits and a secret blend of fruit nectars and spices - it packs quite a kick!! The hot plate tonight will be a delicious Mac and Cheese, (my very own creation - not your everyday mac and cheese!) we also have a selection of cold cuts, volly vonts, and canapes, and on the pudding trolley there is a huge sherry trifle.
As always, the hot tub is fired up and bubbling away on the North Tower, the elastic has been tested for the bungee, and tonight for one night only we have turned the Ballroom into a Roller Rink for roller skating (skates and safety gear provided) The Minstrels are tuning up in the Gallery for their customary Fugues and Madrigals, and later in the evening they have promised a selection of the Greatest hits of Alice Cooper!
For the rofl I have: One snow shovel
One green wellie
A cuddly Loch Ness Monster
Box of choclate covered Brazil nuts (minus the
chocolate

The Tapster has set up the bar, Igor has polished his chains, a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, so come frivol.......

Carriages (or sleighs depending on the weather) at Midnight

[DaisyNonna]

What's the problem Tony? No lady friend to hover over tonight?

[nungate]

Getting rid of spiders was why we got the cats, though since our dear Jess left us not one of them has proved to be any use at getting rid of them!

[tonyav]

No problem Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

I see they have a t-shirt/vest for Villa fans, Tony/Daisy:

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/691418563/youve_let_us_down_again_long_sleeve_tshirt.jpg?height=160&width=160

[nungate]

Ouch DT. Haven't they suffered enough?

[queenofmean]

Max is he bats them about a bit or is that Molly?

Yes still stuck on Pedro

He is a bit but I can't remember what at the moment what else he is scared of LOL

[tonyav]

I don't think that shirt will save us though DT.

[DaisyNonna]

No comment DT.
Wales won!

[nungate]

Time to start praying for the Villa Tony.


Sailor is only scared of spiders understandable. Maybe you should let us know all of your little foibles and phobias Sweetie. Like how long did you want to take a trip around the harbour in Mahon? When finally you went you didn't like the deep water.............it's a harbour! Not as deep as it could be.............I liked it, would go again.

[DTCwordfan]

a good win, Daisy, if not a pretty match......

[DTCwordfan]

there you are, tony:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=aston%20villa%20underwear&clk_rvr_id=449153507187&adpos=2o1&MT_ID=10&crlp=12905077975_2113181&tt_encode=raw&geo_id=32081&keyword=aston+villa+underwear&crdt=0

can't find any knicks for you, daisy, not yet....

[DTCwordfan]

Ah ha....

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/299981690/villa_target_classic_thong.jpg?height=160&width=160

[nungate]

I see there is an underwear theme going along tonight.....

[DaisyNonna]

George North is pretty enough for me.

[queenofmean]

I've never liked deep water LONG before that trip round the harbour.

Needles Explainable
Heights - not sure where that came from

[tonyav]

Right, I've ordered the second article DT, unfortunately the boxers in the first link are for age 3 to 4 years old !.

[nungate]

You might have got the heights thing from me.....................I get dizzy in high heels!

[tonyav]

Can you swim qom ?.

[queenofmean]

I can do High heels mum...nae bother!!

Yes I can swim Tony

[nungate]

She can swim, pretty well too, but refuses to go to the pool. The exercise would be good for her as she would be supported by the water and wouldn't affect her dodgy knees or her back .................. not too sure about her hip.
She's a bit of a wreck all in all, (bless her little cotton socks!)