Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

It is with great delight and owing to wi fi problems, by the skin of our teeth, that we are again able to open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome in all Mad Over Fifties (not to mention one or two under fifties who qualify under the "special rules" for membership) to yet another evening of frivolities and fun! From the creative skills of our very own Queenofmean, tonight she has decided that tonight's tailcock (one of her own creations) will be the "Blonde Bombshell" a melange of white spirits and a secret blend of fruit nectars and spices - it packs quite a kick!! The hot plate tonight will be a delicious Mac and Cheese, (my very own creation - not your everyday mac and cheese!) we also have a selection of cold cuts, volly vonts, and canapes, and on the pudding trolley there is a huge sherry trifle.
As always, the hot tub is fired up and bubbling away on the North Tower, the elastic has been tested for the bungee, and tonight for one night only we have turned the Ballroom into a Roller Rink for roller skating (skates and safety gear provided) The Minstrels are tuning up in the Gallery for their customary Fugues and Madrigals, and later in the evening they have promised a selection of the Greatest hits of Alice Cooper!
For the rofl I have: One snow shovel
One green wellie
A cuddly Loch Ness Monster
Box of choclate covered Brazil nuts (minus the
chocolate

The Tapster has set up the bar, Igor has polished his chains, a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, so come frivol.......

Carriages (or sleighs depending on the weather) at Midnight

[DTCwordfan]

oops, Tony, for you:

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/456942022/target_boxer_brief.jpg?height=160&;width=160

[nungate]

I know about the high heels........................I take it you have a portable oxygen tank somewhere?

[DaisyNonna]

Never been too drunk to find my own underwear DT. And it is never pink.
Think how educational it would be for the Villa players to travel to all those new grounds.

[tonyav]

Righto, I'll order a pair DT.
qom swimming is very good for you.

[queenofmean]

yes its called my lungs and nose mum, both in full working order - I think!?!?!?

[tonyav]

I don't want The Villa to have to travel to all of those new grounds though Daisy.

[nungate]

I'm too much of a control freak to ever get drunk, but I do have problems getting into my undies somedays...............it's the arthritis, sometimes Best Beloved has to help, or queenie ...................so much for privacy and dignity!

[DTCwordfan]

not easy for a man, that, nungate, we're more accustomed to helping women out of their undies....

[nungate]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm he seems to manage DT - I'm just glad they're about most mornings, I need all the support I can get...........

[tonyav]

Yes but at least there is someone to help you nungate, and thats got to be a good thing hasn't it.

[nungate]

Most deinitely Tony, the cats would be pretty useless, the fact that BB is around in the mornings is the only plus point in the shifts he works, besides Queenie's around two mornings a week.

[queenofmean]

has anyone seen the size 5 skates? I want to go skate but they are missing?

[tonyav]

What shifts does BB work then nungate ?, I also work shifts.
I ain't had them qom, size 8 for me.

[DaisyNonna]

May I have another blond? This one is bald.
Which volley ball would you recommend? I need something a bit tasty.

[DTCwordfan]

8.5 here

[queenofmean]

he works stupid shifts tony nuff said LOL

aww ....Igor has got them for some reason

[excelsior-1]

good evening everyone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_YVXCs7ieQ

[nungate]

How about a selection from the cold cuts Daisy, some ham, roast beef maybe - chicken? A piece of the pork pie even plenty of pickles and sauces to go with them.


Just look for the size fives daughter of mine, they are there.....

[tonyav]

Evening excel.
nungate if Daisy doesn't fancy any of those delicious snacks then I would be happy to eat them.

[nungate]

Hello Excel, I hope you are well - that was quite an entrance!


Tony, BB's shifts can start any time from 12 noon finishing Lord knows when! Recently he did one which started at 12.30 p.m. and he arrived home at 3.30 a.m! I was as mad as hell! I wait up usually but that night I was so teed off with him I went to bed and he copped an earful in the morning, mmore so as he had the chance to come home early!