Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[tonyav]

Oh gawd take it easy with the '' Iron Maiden '' minty.
Evening mrs overhang, did you Datsun fall apart with rust ?, I remember those thing well !.

[Psybbo]

Headwreck, you're locked in now, no escape

[nungate]

Hi Headwreck, as I said in the Welcome speech, you don't have to be over fifty - we do make allowances, after all we do allow Queenofmean in and she's only 24! (mind you she does live here so I can't in all conscience keep her out. Do have a tailcock, or some volly vonts perhaps? We've had to shelve the Horses doovers in light of recent food scares....

[DaisyNonna]

Never had to press a stud Tony! Not the box I had in mind minty.

[DTCwordfan]

hello headwreck!

[tonyav]

No you don't iron them Daisy !.
Evening Headwreck, you know that your lost forever now don't you.

[nungate]

Tony, I've had the Tapster work on the potency of the Iron Maiden and he's come up with something just a delicious but lacking the potency of the Iron Maiden and he's calling that simply the "Maiden" we should perhaps think about including it in Minty's next bucket - chances are she won't notice ...

[mrs_overall]

tony, that car worked perfectly well until I was on a motorway and the back axle broke in two

There may have been one or two rusty bits on it.....

I loved that car - it was black and I used to call it the Dread Mobile

[tonyav]

Good idea nungate. but aren't ''Maidens '' virgins ?.

[nungate]

Not necessarily Tony..........not necessarily

[Mammar]

Shift up, all. I'll have an Iron Maiden, please, Igor, with an umbrella and a cherry.
I don't think I'm infectious now but just put me in the isolation area, just in case.
I'll get me roffle prizes sorted in a mo . . .

[tonyav]

The back axle probably rotted in two mrs o. They were quite a good looking car in their day though.

[murraymints]

Stud ?box ? Tony?......you've not taken up the nude modelling at that art college again have you tone..remember the goats ate your modesty leafy thingy.....these canopy thingumithings are good...slurp..hic....where did I put that maiden whotsit....

[Psybbo]

Quick have an Iron Maiden, HW, it'll settle your nerves

[DaisyNonna]

Tony , I wait for them to drip dry.

[tonyav]

Ah thanks for that info nungate








































Ah thanks for that info nungate !
Evening Mammar, Infectious ?.

[tonyav]

Good thinking Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

what's that, tony, making space for that nude drawing of yours. It's not that big as wit the male thong before.