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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............
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Hello Mammar, we missed you last week. I assume from what you've said you've been unwell, I hope you feel much better now. Please don't feel the need to isolate yourself.....ah! Here's Igor with your Iron Maiden......please take care with it and try not to spill it - it does leave marks and I think it's doubtful that we could repair the holes it makes in clothes :-)
Bonsoir Toute le Monde
Zis eefning I 'ave been mostly talking botox - but the pills seem to be kicking in at last.
Pour Le Wofl I 'ave
One clove of garlic - marked "Souvenir of Whatby"
One Datsun Hubcap - with what appear to be teeth marks in the rim
Three sets of Comedy Teeth - inscribed "To Dr Sqad from a Grateful Patient"
One Cabbage Leaf Brazier - with amusing courgette nipple tassels
Pint of your best Iron Maiden please Igor and where is the Pink 'Un?
Zis eefning I 'ave been mostly talking botox - but the pills seem to be kicking in at last.
Pour Le Wofl I 'ave
One clove of garlic - marked "Souvenir of Whatby"
One Datsun Hubcap - with what appear to be teeth marks in the rim
Three sets of Comedy Teeth - inscribed "To Dr Sqad from a Grateful Patient"
One Cabbage Leaf Brazier - with amusing courgette nipple tassels
Pint of your best Iron Maiden please Igor and where is the Pink 'Un?
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