Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Saturday Night and the doors of Nungate Towers are again opened in welcome to all Mad over fifties. For your delectation tonight's Hot Plate special comes by way of a special request, Minty just for you we have a delicious Toad in the hole (real toads of course) with onion gravy and on the pudding trolley we have apple dumplings and custard. We also have a fine selection of volly vonts and canopies. Our tailcock tonight is the Dragon's Breath, a spicy liitle number, and yes there is more than a hint of chilli! The Minstrels are already in the gallery, tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas, they have decided to give us a selection of music from the Oscars - not too sure what they have in store for us but it could be worth a listen. Sadly the bungee is out of commission this evening, the new elastics haven't arrived in time to be fitted, but all being well it shall be restored to us next time. However, the hot tub is all fired up and the mini bar is well stocked up there on the North Tower, and I've opened up the games room, where we have all sorts of games and amusements on offer from snakes and ladders, to our billiards table, and the ten pin bowling alley has been set up down in the cellars - please take care not to upset Sir Cumference if you are playing down there, for a castle ghost he's very shy and easily upset. I regreet to say that Queenofmean will not be in attendance this evening owing to a prior engagement but I'm sure we will do our best not to miss her too much.
A warm welcome is assured for all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[Mammar]

I daren't throw the birds the last of my flapjacks as A&E would be full of birdies with broken beaks

[DTCwordfan]

well the messages are working but not the avatars now.

AB is imploding!

[nungate]

Igor is in the vestibule distributing tin hats....

[DTCwordfan]

that's better, they are back.....

[nungate]

not here I'm afraid

[DaisyNonna]

I exist!

[nungate]

Hello Molly, where have you been hiding?

[DaisyNonna]

I've gone again. This out of body experience has made me feel quite faint. A Dragon to the rescue please. Oh, and a knight in shining armour.

[excelsior-1]

one night in shining armour reporting as requested, Daisy

[nungate]

Plenty of shining armour around the Towers Daisy, sadly haven't seen much in the way of knights recently. Feel like I'm fading away again .....

[DTCwordfan]

this is becoming very Descartes-like. Do you exist or are you a figment of my imagination?

[nungate]

Ah. Excel lovely to see you, I hope you are well just in time too, Daisy has been looking for a knight...

[excelsior-1]

(night?)

knight

[DaisyNonna]

Excel, my hero. Come closer, I can't see you and I'm a teensy weensy bit frightened.

[nungate]

I am, therefore, I think...... I think ooh my brain hurts!

[excelsior-1]

good evening, hostess

regret to say i am just passing through this evening, and shall be staying only for about fifteen minutes (just enough time for a quick drink .. please, igor)

[excelsior-1]

what's with the avatars?

[DaisyNonna]

Said one 90 year old duffer,
"Do I exist or do I suffer?"

[nungate]

Sorry to hear you'rre leaving us so soon Excel, it's been a bit quiet around here this evening. Probably something to do with missing avatars, malware and anooying little boxes popping up every time I click onsomething telling me that norton has blocked malcious whatever! This has been going on since Thursday .................

[excelsior-1]

well, i hope the ED can fix it