Mad Over Fifties

[nungate]

Tonight's festivities at Nungate Towers are about to commence. Queenofmean has planned everything, from the menus to club activities and what a programme she has arranged (it's my Mother's day gift.....I think)
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

She's probably up to her elbows in paint DTC.

[murraymints]

When's this swimming malarkey starting ? I'm going to see ex in hic the tub for a slurp practice...I'm a brilliant swimmer by the way....Igor.....Igor nuvver mothers ruin thingimabob....slurp.....maybe more vollys...hic ..empty chairs at empty...I could be bigger than Boyle you know hic.....

[Mammar]

Tony, stop being fickle and get back to Minty.

[nungate]

I'll have to get Queenie to start the triathlon Minty...

[Mammar]

Excel, I'm on my way for a hot tub, shall I bring you a tub of 'Touch' ?

[tonyav]

Nungate could you do me a favour please and cut down the measures in mintys bucket if you don't mind as I can see trouble ahead again.

[excelsior-1]

That's very gracious of you, thank you

[tonyav]

Not fickle Mammar I love a good rummage in a shed.

[nungate]

[i] Igor, time to put "plan B" into action for Minty [i]



Don't fret Tony, everything is in hand....

[murraymints]

You're the one that..hic I want ooh ooh ooh....

[tonyav]

thanks nungate, but has you know she can be a little bit wayward after a few tailcocks.

[nungate]

very melodic Minty, you should go and join the Minstrels, sometimes they need a good vocalist (like tonight, Harvey just isn't up to Showtunes)

[tonyav]

Yes nungate she is a very good singer isn't she, in fact I am thinking of trying to talk her into entering X factor this year.

[murraymints]

If they could see me now....la la la ....slurp good these mothers thigys....hic..

[Mammar]

Oo Lordy! I thought Excelsior was a lady!
Looks like Igor has brought half the bar here, Nungate.
And talking of bars, luckily I brought my chocolate up here too.

[DTCwordfan]

with Simon Howl compering or Barry Dayglow.

[tonyav]

Nungate are you sure this lovely tailcock is called ''Mothers Touch'' and not ''Mothers Ruin'' ?.

[DTCwordfan]

hence the pouches for the men, Mammar.....

[nungate]

Oh Tony, don't do that, she is an asset to the Towers, I'm hoping we can persuade her to join the Minstrels do you think plan b is working yet?

[tonyav]

Yes either of those DTC.