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Mad Over Fifties
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Tonight's festivities at Nungate Towers are about to commence. Queenofmean has planned everything, from the menus to club activities and what a programme she has arranged (it's my Mother's day gift.....I think)
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......
carriages at midnight
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......
carriages at midnight
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Good evening Excel, lovely to see you - thought no one was going to turn up tonight and I'd have to break out the llama and go hunting for guests. What a selection of goodies you have brought for the rofl, I fancy the quix sheet myself (I'm partial to a puzzle now and again) Would you care for a Mother's
Touch? (not too sure how that sounds......... room for it to be misconstrued)
Igor...a drink for our guest if you please
Touch? (not too sure how that sounds......... room for it to be misconstrued)
Igor...a drink for our guest if you please
Good evening to all. Advance notice that I will be in absentia next week......
so for the forthcoming mater's day, the riffle offerings include:
one referee's whistle, pip missing
one broken flagstick plus Irish flag
one half pint of Guinness
one Jamiesons, drunk
one chastity belt, key missing
one week's vacation at Miss Beesley's Institution for the Insane
2nd prize: two week's vacation at the said place
one sparkling pinky thing
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and for the boys:
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so for the forthcoming mater's day, the riffle offerings include:
one referee's whistle, pip missing
one broken flagstick plus Irish flag
one half pint of Guinness
one Jamiesons, drunk
one chastity belt, key missing
one week's vacation at Miss Beesley's Institution for the Insane
2nd prize: two week's vacation at the said place
one sparkling pinky thing
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and for the boys:
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Nun I am sooo pleased to be back, remember the officer that Tony saved me from, well the cad was waiting, he pulled over my carriage dragged me out and, if you recall I was a little tired and well emotional and dressed only in belles robe as I had lost everything in the moat, he implied I made a habit of exposing my bits,cheek of the man,dragged me down the nick for b and b.made me see a doc next day as he said I was mad, can you believe it ? Also said I was up at the beak on assault charge. I thought if I was mad I might get off,so Tony brought in my spare sparkly and boa, I went to doc in only them, kept my socks on though, and it worked ! Judge let me go, but did have to promise him a free mud wrestle. Igor the mother's bucket sounds great, over here quick as you like,then must see belle about getting back my good sparkly.Tone here yet?
Lovely to see you Minty, you have had a traumatic time of it. We have laid man traps to catch any "ossifers" attempting to harass my guests, Belle has all your stuff laid out in the blue boudoir, (two doors along from the Ladies retiring room) we have missed you. Igor has gone to the silver vault to fetch your bucket. So far we've not had a visit from Tony....I'm sure he'll be along soon
Igor that's lovely jubbly...slurp...brought half a box of ferret rochets, a box of out of date Ritz nice, a souvenir programme from my tag match at the Liverpool empire with big Brenda and berths and a lovely straitjacket which I was allowed to keep. Where's my bungee ? The grub looks great, volly vonts are my fav though. Slurp this IS good stuff. Tony if you are with her there will be BIG trouble .
