Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[excelsior-1]

correct ... st ives, just up the A14 from cambridge

Michael Rennie at his finest (1951 i think)

[tonyav]

See excel you have won a cuddle from qom.

[Igor61]

Yellow number 9 madame? I think that's the broom warmer that Chubb invented last week, a nice compact little heater for flying in cold weather...

yes I'm sure of it now

[queenofmean]

Of Course Daisy :)

[excelsior-1]

a cuddle from you queen, is priceless, thank you

[DaisyNonna]

Greatfully received. Thankyou.

[tonyav]

Lucky you Daisy.

[excelsior-1]

i don't mind repeating .... your sailor is a very lucky young man, queen

[nungate]

Michael Rennie was very good - he was a great favourite of my grandmother you know.

St Ives eh? Haven't really been down that far south since Queenie was about 9 - we used to drive down to Sussex for our holiday every year until we thought she was old enough to travel abroad.

[queenofmean]

Your welcome :)

Its time for me to retire, himself if off watch so quick natter before bed.
Night all xx

[nungate]

Strictly between us I doubt the sailor knows what he is letting himself in for!

Total drama queen! She really has her "Diva" days!

[DaisyNonna]

About time I had a bit of luck. I really appreciate it.

[excelsior-1]

No! not in cornwall .. st ives, just up the A14 from cambridge - in east anglia

[nungate]

I'm so glad you like your prize Daisy, sort of fitting isn't it. That Chubb is very handy to have around here.

[excelsior-1]

good night queen .. sweet dreams

[DaisyNonna]

He is very useful, thought he was a locksmith.

[nungate]

I was thinking about the one in Cambridgeshire not the other one. We used to drive down the A1 then come off somewhere near Alconbury, where the McDonalds that was shaped like a spaceship is/was and then onto the M11 and onto the world's largest car park the M25 coming off around Junction 5 around Faversham before the A259 (I think) into Rye where we always stayed.
I love the downs, and the whole of East Sussex and Kent. Haven't ventured any farther west than Lewes

[nungate]

Chubb like most of our staff is very versatile Daisy, he is a key member of staff as it were but he does love his little "hobbies" - inventing things being one of them

[Igor61]

My hobby is polishing me chains till they sparkle

[tonyav]

Good man Igor !.