Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[excelsior-1]

i am counting the hours to that one, also to iron man 3, and a number of sci-fi films out in the next few months

[nungate]

Tony, best beloved doesn't drink! He never has, maybe a hot toddy when he has a cold but otherwise nada. Very popular at parties as he's always designated driver!

[nungate]

You should see my collection of dvds Excel....

[excelsior-1]

Daisy. my last theatre trip was when i took my mother to see Tom Conti in a courtroom drama las october in cambridge ... he was brilliant

[Igor61]

My lady, you said to remind you about the rofl...

[excelsior-1]

nungate .. it rivals mine, i'll bet

[nungate]

Lets see, 6 stands of 36 plus 7 boxes with at least a couple of dozen inside, plus the odd dozen or so lying by the player..... I don't get out much these days! ;-}

Thank you Igor.

Good night DT - not sure what's happening next week.
I may leave the keys with Igor and the staff and everyone can party on!

[nungate]

Daisy, Derek Jacobi was a bit of a dish as a young man wasn't he? He was quite young I think when he was in the film Day of the Jackal. Troilus and Cressida is one of the Shakespeare plays I'm not at all familiar with. The recent productions of Richard II and the three Henry's were well done by the old Beeb I thought.


Now does everyone have their tickets at the ready?

[excelsior-1]

you win

my count is only 198 singles, and 2 box sets

and gathering dust in a cupboard ... 289 vhs videos

[nungate]

Igor, would you like to pull out the winning tickets tonight?

[tonyav]

Good night DT.

Yes nungate always useful to have a designated driver.

[Igor61]

Be glad to Madame,

The winning number is: Yellow


the winning colours are:
6
33
21
40
9


May I say it madame?

The winners can collect their prizes from Belle in the vestibule. Mr Tony? I think Belle has a special "something for you".................

[queenofmean]

G'day...sorry just back from Oz.....
Mum you need to mention that we will more than likely be here next week since Padre is being a PP

[excelsior-1]

QI'yaH! ... i've not won anything again

[tonyav]

Oh yeah, great I hope it's what I think it is.

[queenofmean]

Excel....you can have a cuddle from me instead if you like :)

[nungate]

no idea how many vhs videos I have but there are boxes of them in storage.

Did you spot the original The Day the Earth Stood Still yesterday on Film four in the afternoon? It's one of my favourites, managed to find the dvd as well.
I was well chuffed that day!
Am I right in thinking you live somewhere in the depths of Cambridgeshire?
We came off the M11 once to buy petrol in Cambridge (before there was a services on it) and we'd the greatest difficulty getting back out of it!

[DaisyNonna]

Have number yellow, colour 9. What is it please? So excited.

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps he should say good night to me first Queenie.

[nungate]

Quite truthfully Daisy I have no idea. Belle usually sorts out these things.
I'll ask Igor.