Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties.
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...

Carriages at midnight

[queenofmean]

Queenie, puts peddle to the floor, eases off the gas and dunts Tonys car a little, peddle down again under takes on the second bend and FLOORS it...seeeee yaaaa Tony

[queenofmean]

PEDAL not peddle -jeez

[Igor61]

I understand she has a small task she would like to you undertake for her, but she hasn't informed me as to the nature of this task.....May I come and find you when she has imparted this information to me Miss?

[excelsior-1]

and i am not spilling a single drop of my tailcock

[queenofmean]

lol Excel...you are the man...hitting 100mph and still holding onto that bucket..takes great skill HOLD ON.....3rd bend...oh fourth.....I see the flag...

[queenofmean]

I think Tony has ran over that sparkly thing again...he's stock still on 2nd bend...

[nungate]

He shoots..................scores! Barca 1 Mallorca 0 (Fabregas)

[murraymints]

Ok Igor....bit whiffy in the gents..or is it eau de goat.. ???...I'll get back for a bit of roly poly....and slurp...maybe ....maybe more confused thingimabob stuff...

[nungate]

OMG! 2-0 I can't believe it! Alexis Sanchez has actually (and finally) scored!
Lately, he wouldn't have managed to hit a bull on the butt with a bass fidlle let alone put the ball in the back of the net....

(for the uninitiated, I often have to combine hostessing duties at the Towers with my devotion the FC BArcelona)

[DTCwordfan]

another of those anonymous tailcocks please, Igor..........or where is the bucket?

[Igor61]

Your bucket Sir.

[queenofmean]

glides over the line.....

turns to Excel, better go rescue Tony

[nungate]

I see queenie has won the race - should I send the team from the "pits" out to rescue Tony? He seems to be stuck on that second bend.....

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Excel. Thankyou. Hope you are as well as you look.
nungate, did 'A' level in Mediaeval History. Wonderful teacher insisted we read Anya Seton's Katherine in the summer before we started the course. Who wrote the biography? Would love to read it.

[DTCwordfan]

thank you Igor....Is there an A level in Bucket Filling and Dispensing?

[queenofmean]

its ok I've got him, tell Igor I need a word and find minty!

[Igor61]

I was fully trained by the previous butler Sir, he taught me all I know, of course that was way back in the old days.

Now Miss what was it you wanted me to relay to Miss Mint?

[murraymints]

Tone...Tone !!! Slurp...they're singing our song.....you're just a love machine..la la la la....slurp...might just pop for a sit in the bubbly tub....

[tonyav]

Doh, how could that happen, I lost !.

[excelsior-1]

proceeds down the road to salvage tony

Igor - woukd you please be so kind as to assemble some food and another drink for me?