Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties.
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...

Carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Society. Sorry, did not mean to pun. Do try the tailcock, really moreish, which reminds me, Igor, pretty please.

[tonyav]

Good evening society, you haven't seen my ear muffs have you I seem to have misplaced them.

[society]

Hello Excelsior, no commitment, I always find myself wandering. :)

[murraymints]

what's been happening here ..hic.... I've been in the hot tubby thing with Exc...society....hello.....how's yoo ? ....wanna boogie...? ..I'll stand by you....I'll staaaand by yoooo...slurp...

[nungate]

Hello Society, so nice of you to pop in, fancy a tailcock? By the way, try and distract Tony from searching for his earmuffs....

[excelsior-1]

they are up here, tony, performing a different function - as murraymints forgot to bring her bikini top

[murraymints]

Oi...no touchy de boobies....hic slurp....

[Igor61]

jangling of tray and glasses and buckets

Would you care for a drink? Tonight's tailcock is "confused" we don't know what it is ...... yet

[society]

Tony, you mean those bright pink sparkly things that's over your ears? lol

You are losing it young man, you are wearing them lol lol

Daisy, ok pour me a shot then... I'll drink up and run. :)

[DaisyNonna]

There you go. One tailcock. In a hurry society?

[DTCwordfan]

yes maybe a glass of something is in order here, given the shyte flying around elsewhere.....

[nungate]

in agreement with you, glad I have MOFC and the wonderful Barca to occupy me here tonight - there's a lot of angst or somesuch on AB tonight..

[DaisyNonna]

Minty, where did the pelicans come from?

[nungate]

Oh dear, looks like the Elf and safety Gnome will be on our case about topless in the hot tub....

Belle, could you fetch a top for Minty she's in the North Tower with Excel in the hot tub....

[society]

DT, don't take-on the nonsense. Some people have miserable days and some are just miserable. Now have a drinkie with me. Cheers!

[excelsior-1]

that was a lovely soak

the groundsman has just moved my ship out of the orchard so he can lock the fence (deters scrumpers) and left her in your front garden .. i will make sure i do not materialise in the orchard next time

[DTCwordfan]

true soc, cheers.

[nungate]

Wonderful sight at the Camp Nou, Eric Abidal has just come onto the pitch to play - not quite a year since he had a liver transplant, lovely to see him back on the pitch. What a welcome he had from the fans.....

[nungate]

Don't worry about it Excel, Chubb (the key keeper) gets a bit enthusiastic about some of his duteis

[murraymints]

No nonny...the ...hic....booooobies.....the...ahem...assets....here have a swig of the good stuff......glug...