Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties.
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...

Carriages at midnight

[society]

Have a seat Minty, one more step and you might topple over. Did Daisy and Nungate fed you too much tailcock?

[DaisyNonna]

Minty, surely one would be able to tell whether they were pelicans or cormorants?

[nungate]

It depends on where she saw the "birds" Daisy. They might have been pink elephants


Igor, Igor......

[Igor61]

You called me Madame? It wouldn't be about the young lady who's had too many buckets,..............again?

[nungate]

Yes Igor, I think she's becoming tired and emotional, again... Please put Belle on standby for the usual administration of black coffee and have her prepare a room in the guest wing....Thank you Igor

[Igor61]

Belle, Belle she wants you to look after Miss Lost her knickers again.....put her up in the usual suite in the West Wing I'll send Dyson along to help you

[murraymints]

Yooohoooo !!!....Yooohoooo...!!!..up here.....I declare the moat....hic...open.....WHEEEEEEEEEE......splash.....

[Igor61]

SIGH I'll fetch the fishing rod and the boat hook Madame


time we filled that moat in....

[DaisyNonna]

Society, why should you imagine that I would furnish Minty with what is obviously a danger to her? I am deeply wounded.

[DTCwordfan]

Nice goal this afternoon for your mob, tony.......

[society]

Awww Daisy, have some champers. It'll make you feel good... real good.

[nungate]

Igor, did we break out the champers this evening?

[murraymints]

Belle...belle....robe hic please.....Igor bring....hic..the fishing whatnot....me sparkly`s gone for a burton.......it's freezing in that moat.....give me some of that there cognac...quick..need ..hic...to warm up....

[Igor61]

I think Miss Queen might be responsible, she handed over the keys to the cellar and drinks vault to one of your guests as a prize for some nefarious activities involving some earmuffs I think Madame......

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks to all; will turn in I think...fire to bank in as the boiler for the heating has gone on the blink and needs the service after the oil ran out. Aga has fired up so hot water now and the cooking, of not the central heating and it's pretty cold outside two rooms! Good night to all...and keep the bubbles flowing!

[Iluvspikey]

MMMMMIIIIIIINNNNTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY that woman has done dispicable things to your tony - she's pulled them off and stolen them off him!

[nungate]

Thanks you Igor..................................QUEEENIE!! Get your sorry **** down here, what's this business with the keys?

[murraymints]

Spikey....wot ? Whose done wot to..hic..my tone ?

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou but no. Do not mix my drinks. Apart from tailcocks. Igor, my bucket would be happy to be replenished.

[nungate]

Good night then DT, I could lend you a hot water bottle. You have my sympathiesm we've had some trouble with our boiler during this cold spell I know exectly how you feel.


Ah good evening Spikey. How's the water feature?