Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties.
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...

Carriages at midnight

[murraymints]

See you ..hic DT...x

[queenofmean]

I ain't done nothin'

[Iluvspikey]

minty - shes pulled 'em orf and kernickered them away - poor Tone is now without

[excelsior-1]

so long, DT

[nungate]

You sure? A little bird told me something about the keys to the cellar and drinks cabinet....

[queenofmean]

I did no suck thing Spikey, I am responsible for Minty's delicate state but, as for the muffs not my doing

[queenofmean]

such even

[murraymints]

Spikey.....Spikey...here..hic...quick...over there behind the tardis thing...look..it's him I ...hic...think..that ossifer....is that a didgeredoo....in his..hic..hand ....oh no a truncheon....Spikey look...

[Iluvspikey]

Minty....Minty - talk to me love....

[Iluvspikey]

hide behind me.....god you feel cold, here have my coat

[nungate]

Minty, sweetie, the ossifers have all left the Towers, they haven't been here since last week.....I think you need a little lie down..

[DaisyNonna]

What can you recommend in the way of volleys Igor? Dinner somehow ended up in the bin. Starting to feel the need of sustenance.

[excelsior-1]

spikey

it might be a good idea for minty to be taken to her guest room to lie down, shall i help you with her?

[excelsior-1]

Daisy

try the pate on toast fingers (i made the pate)

[murraymints]

He's gonna get me..hic...him...that ossifer....he's got it in for me....Queenie hide me ....can I go up to..hic...my guest suite ....Igor can watch the door....don't let him in Igor....hic.....I'll just grab some volly vonts to take up...still got that key for the drinks cupboards....one in my suite ....Tony TONY....come and tuck me in...hic....I loves yoo all yoo know nun..xx. see you for porridge in the morning...xx......nighty night.....Spikey check my rofl tickets ...hic...pleeeze.....

[Igor61]

You could try the ham and mushroom volly vonts, or there's the honey coated sausages or if you are in a sweet mood there are some petit fours Madame and I think there are some beignets

[nungate]

Night night, Minty.

Igor take up a tray of nibbles for out guest and get that key!

[nungate]

time for the rofl. Does everyone have their tickets ready?

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks for the advice excel. I do enjoy pate. Come on someone, put me out of my misery. I have a key with an accented e on the bottom right of the key with an e. How do I access it?

[excelsior-1]

affirmative ... crossing my fingers now ... about time i got lucky