Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Hello again all you Mad Over Fifties, once again the doors of Nungate Towers have been opened to welcome you all for another meeting of AB's Over Fifties.
Tonight's hot plate special will be a delicious tarragon chicken casserole, with a variety of side dishes, creamy mash, boiled rice, veggies.....you choose! Of course we also have what has become a Mad Over Fifties tradition volly vonts and canopies! On the pudding trolley tonight we have home made brownies with ice cream and chocolate sauce, mmm yum! Our tailcock this evening will be the Hawiian Volcano! Verily a potent mix!! (best not to ask what went into it's creation) The Minstrels are once again in the gallery, tuning up ready for the usual fare of madrigals and fugues, later they will be joined by our wonderful local band, the Tone Deafs who have promised a medley of songs from the 1950's right up to the present day (I'm looking forward to their version of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater - a particular favourite of mine). We have dancing in the great hall, the bowling alley in the dungeon is primed and ready to go, (Sir Cumference is looking forward to some company this evening) Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away, of course the minis bar has been restocked (thanks again Igor) We now have a full complement of rally cars, so we have reopened the race track, the games room is set up and ready for use, a roaring fire is burning in the snug for those of you who might wish a quiet evening. I am happy to state that we finally had the unveiling of the plaque to Mammar's Chocolate Store, Igor polished his chains especially for the occasion. The ceremony of pulling the cord was awarded to Igor (he also polished the plaque so it seemed only fair) The bungee is also available of members use, though be advised it has now been moved for safety reasons (see special announcement)
In keeping with MOFC tradition there will be a rofl later.

A special announcement:
Will guests please note that the moat has a shoal of piranha fish (a security measure introduced after the moat was stolen recently) therefore swimming or diving will be at the member's own risk. The "management" strongly advise against any form of water sports in the moat.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight.

[Psybbo]

Tony, I've borrowed minty's sparkly so watch out

[queenofmean]

Tony.....car's aren't everything.

But that car is NOT sexy

[tonyav]

Afraid not your nungateship I love it to much
My roffle offering is the errrrrm lovely motor vehicle that you see in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TMlN6UyYMI

[tonyav]

But that car is NOT sexy


WOT, it's an out and out muscle car.

[tonyav]

Thanks for the warning sibo, gawd I'd better be careful tonight !.

[nungate]

An ALLEGRO!!!! You can shove that off the cliff by the south Tower Tony!!

eeeeugh!

[queenofmean]

I don't do muscle Tony.

[Psybbo]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dmmultimedia.com/capri_wallpaper/capri_wall_black.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dmmultimedia.com/capri_04.htm&;h=413&w=550&sz=31&tbnid=pjYpHCBE911ZMM:&;tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dford%2Bcapri%2Bblack%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=ford+capri+black&;usg=__L6bADLmCV531yB-Jtvt9NQJVadM=&docid=7ipv1BAmp683dM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Bil8UaS3I4fB0QWC_4H4Cg&sqi=2&ved=0CEgQ9QEwAw&dur=375

[Psybbo]

Now that was a sexy car

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to all, sundry and the rest, this fine beautiful evening, so full of warmth and light as I bask with a glass of red wine juice.

The offering:

One church chalice - Igor may like it
One church pew
One church mouse (expired)
One church table read for altaring
One church door minus lock - ideal for the khazi
One church hymn book - no her book
One church window - nungate it's yours for where minty crashed through
One church shark - to add to the piranhas
One church coffin - for those with colds
One church holy spirit - whisky I think
One church Led Zepp album - the stairway to heaven
One church angel - think its a bath soap.
One church alms box - 2p in it.

That does the church bit, wait til I find a cathedral. They have mitres of clothing there.

[tonyav]

LOL, you know that you like it nungate ;-)


Thats why my muscle is gonna blow your chick mobile right of the track queenie lol.

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, look what sibo's bought serious competition, me thinks.And it's bloody fantastic DOH.

[tonyav]

Evening DT, there seems to be a theme running in your roffle offerings.

[nungate]

Agree with that Sibs. Had a boyfriend who had one of the JPS ones - nice set of wheels! (he wasn't bad either!)

Evening DT, I trust you are well?

[nungate]

no church lead either I see ....

[DTCwordfan]

I am fine, Mrs Bard, as your daughter spliced us off today....(I just wrote 'spiced'....)

[DTCwordfan]

there was a piece of copper in the alms box....

[Psybbo]

Do you think he's just raided a church, Tony? A tailcock please, Igor

[Iluvspikey]

Evenin' folks. Whose is the mid-life crisis, yellow penis-shaped car parked outside? Well whoever it belongs to, the local kids are having a field day prising off wing mirrors, hub cabs and writing rude words in the muddy dust.
For the rofl I offer a half used tin of Swafega, 3 Rennie tablets and a key.

Can I just ask, will the Tailcock have any...funny side-effects? Last weeks made my teeth itch, I only had the one as well......

[lady-janine]

just a quick hello and farewell as i have to go and finish cooking the evening meal. have a grand time all of you. xxx