Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[nungate]

Tadpoles Tony? You should ask Queenie to tell you why she hurried me out of the loo last night! can't even go to the loo in our house in peace these days!

[DTCwordfan]

you can have a lap of mine, excel

pours some from the bucket into a saucer and hands it over

[tonyav]

Oh yes, thanks for the reminder DT, I had forgotten that her nungateship had stocked the moat with piranhas after that errrrrm incident.

[DaisyNonna]

Whatever! some males never grow up

[DTCwordfan]

piranhas in the loo, nungate? Not as bad as budgies down in the system...

[tonyav]

So, thats a yes then Daisy. lol.
Hey Queenie why did you drag nungate out of the loo last night ?.

[queenofmean]

Excel my lovely you can have my GP I don't think I fancy it now (its in my special mug ;) )

Because he got beat by a cheating sc*mbag. My other 2 fave riders were in the final one came 2nd the other last. He is also racing for GB so I'm supporting him

[Mammar]

Evening all - hugs and kisses all round.
Oh Igor, I'll love you frever if I can have a bucket of . . . Well, anything really.
Excel! A pal to join me in the chocolate cupboard!
DTC - could you tell me what a cork fly looks like? I fear I may have a a few
Tony ole dear, me wheel's come loose. You don't happen to have a spanner on you?
Dear hostess, the Stroggy stuff smells delish

[excelsior-1]

sigh

Good night

[DTCwordfan]

first two or so minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIJvcWkVcs

[queenofmean]

a frog tony....there was a frog.

I went to get a lightbulb and what I thought was a curled up leaf was sitting on my step...thought nothing of it went back out and the bloody thing moved!! I was a bit freaked..when I realised it wasn't a leaf

[tonyav]

Because he got beat by a cheating sc*mbag.


LoL, oh well Queenie there's always next time.

[Mammar]

Excel! Don't go! I need help to unwrap me Snickers!

[DTCwordfan]

One of these, mammar....

http://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/38/46/26/400_F_38462637_PYYqYFUSF8NovTRx0gt5lDGipkpUYRoo.jpg

excel's having a wee huff.....

[tonyav]

Evening Mammar, nice to see you. oh gawd, Tony goes out to the van looking for his spanners.

Hey Queenie, frogs are great, I love em.

[DTCwordfan]

Excel, Igor will hook you up with the Texaco tanker sitting outside..........

[DaisyNonna]

Yeah. Come on then before it rains. Kiss a frog you might get a prince. What if you kiss a tadpole?

[nungate]

That's not how you described it to me! You said and I quote "It looks like a s**t with legs!")

[queenofmean]

I didn't think that language would be appropriate for AB

[nungate]

We've had a few frogs out in the yard Tony, no idea where we live no one has a pond! I remember pegging out some laundry last year and I heard a rustle near my feet, thinking it was a bird I looked down and there was a pretty little green frog! It was so sweet! (and lucky there wasn't a cat out there with me!)