Mad Over Fifties Club

nungate | 20:09 Sat 04th May 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

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asterisks dear girl! asterisks!

tonyav

Lets go for that row then Daisy.

A very good description of a frog, Queenie !.

Love Monty Pythons, DT.

Mammar

And in me Asda bag I have, for the roffle
Several well sucked chicken bones, ideal for stock
Another jar of my famous pickled onion vinegar, chips, for the use of
A pair of slippers with just a weeny teeny hole in the sole, perfect for the aeration of sweaty toes
3 elastic bands dropped by Matt the postman, guaranteed GPO issue
And a lefthandside glass eye

DTCwordfan

you are a star, nungate **

tonyav

Hey nungate, can you errrrr sort the roffle, I would love that pickled onion vinegar.

Dosn't have to be water around nungate, frogs just like damp places.

Mammar

If that Excel has stomped off whose going to help me get the wrappers off me chocklit?
There's never a man when you need one

nungate

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Then they are probably living in our garage!

winks at Tony

Hello Mammar, how are you?

tonyav

Mammar, I'll help you when I come back from my cruise around the moat with Daisy.

mrs_overall

Good evening all, sorry for the late appearance, I had a cover shoot for Vogue to do.

For the riffle I have brought
A packet of tomato seeds, circa 1985
An Iranian copy of the Karma Sutra (words and pictures blacked out)
A signed photo of Dale Winton
A tin with no label on it

hopes that tony hasn't drunk the bar dry