Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
Merci Igor ...I'll have my bucket before I go up please....Fed up drinking goats milk and Stella....for the roffl....string of onions.....fake moustache...stripey t shirt...half a pack of gauloise..and half a six pack of Stella..bit warm...Tone ! There you are...c.'m here for a continental greeting..like to kiss lot those frogs !...smackeroo !...
What a lovely bunch we are tonight. Makes my roffle stuff look a bit shoddy. I mean, what do you reckon to
A bag of salted peanuts without the peanuts
A box of Alpen without a mountain
A bottle of limoncello (my favourite drink, btw) without the cello
And a Teletubby without a tele
Just a thought Mammar, just a thought. I couldn't do it either, not with my arthritis .... then there's the gout .... I'm not rich enough to even have gout!!
Dressing up boxes! what fun.
Nungate, could we have a fancy dress ball on Saturday 22nd June. Between the Longest day and Midsummer day?
You could set the theme.
Please.
We could all help with decorations and food.
Igor, this is divine. On second thoughts, I'd better pass on the grass skirt. Tone is rambling round mumbling something about lawnmowers. Sounds dangerous.
I'd quite like to win the jiggy puzzle. My daughter was competing at the Hoss Show there this year. There might be a piece with the Queen on. Could stick it on the photos to make it look like she was watching Becky's round.
Actually Daisy I was thinking that we should have a Midsummer's Night Ball, you just confirmed it! We could have a Shakespeare theme, after the play maybe or .. any suggestions?
What time does the limbo dancing begin nungate ?.
Has Igor got an outboard motor lying around anywhere, I've had a great idea to get the rowing boats to go a bit quicker !.
Well..Thanks belle..I'm sure this hula skirt looks brilliant over the sparkly...this garland of flowers ain't going to cover much though..can I have my stripey t shirt back ?....another bucket please Igor....slurp...volly vonts yummy...think I'll go get an ice cream....she wears red feathers and a hooly hooly skirt ..da de dum....limbo ! Limbo !.....can't wait !....
Shakespeare theme! Cracking idea, I could come as a witch from Macbeth. D'you reckon Daisy and Minty would be the other two? We could put all my chocolate stash into the cauldron and melt it all down to dip marshmallows in. Cracking idea, Daisy and Nungate both.
Loving the idea of the chocolate fondue Mammar, wouldn't it be a tad warm for witches outfits? And where would Minty put her pink sparkly? I fancy being Rosalind from As you Like it - then I can still wear trousers as I don't own a skirt/dress