Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Oi, whats all this talk of poison then ?.

[nungate]

Well maybe we could change the ending and give them a happy ending riding off into the sunset ... I doubt whether Igor is up for a spot of poisoning

[Mammar]

Don't worry about it, Tone. It's a minor detail

[queenofmean]

sorry Tony, was in the barn after the speedway, doing the baby goats Agility - they are so good at it!

[tonyav]

I like your idea nungate, much better.

[Igor61]

Madame, I wouldn't even begin to know where one could obtain such a thing!
steps back in amazement at the very thought

[nungate]

which one was that Tony, Malvolio or Bottom


Gee Queenie I thought you'd gone to the dairy to make more goat cheese, just remember you have to give the goats back, agility or not ...

[murraymints]

Tony Tony ..wherefore art thou Tony ?....lol....slurp...hic...

[tonyav]

It's a minor detail
WOT.

Are they behaving their selves queenie ?, as your bloke got over his collar bone incident yet, queenie ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Rather fancy Katherine from The Taming of the Shrew. Need a Petruchio though.

[queenofmean]

only when Tony say's so mum....can I at least keep the baby goats?

[nungate]

Oh Katherine is a goodie, I like her. You're right though Daisy, who would be your Petruchio?

[tonyav]

I remember seeing that film, Daisy. Whoa that Catherine woman sure gave him an hard time.

[Mammar]

And it's best if we keep Minty away from the sharp cutlery too.
On second thoughts, I reckon we ought to rewrite the ending.
How about they win a weekend at Skeggy and we send 'em off on Daisy's broomstick?

[queenofmean]

they are little angels Tony, baby goats are doing well too :)

Tai had surgery on Monday has a plate and screw's in his collarbone, he will decide on Thursday whether or not to ride in the GP next weekend

[Igor61]

cough, cough I've come to wive it wealthily in Padua ...

[tonyav]

You can keep two of the babies queenie, if mom say's you can.

[Igor61]

sorry I've only seen Kiss me Kate

[queenofmean]

tony hate to tell you this but there is 3 baby goats

[DaisyNonna]

Another need is another drink. Would you be so kind Igor?
Think I will take it down to the lake. Fancy a row.